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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


King Euron Swagjoy

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well, its only kinda implied Ramsay mightve castrated Theon, but they never said for sure... .anyway

Kill Varys (was contemplating marriage, but he's too treacherous to be trusted)

Fuck Theon (I swear im straight. I just have to go with the prettyboy for lack of choice.)

Marry Grey Worm

They fucked Cersei:

Lancel

Osmund Kettleback

Moonboy (For all I know)

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Fuck Lancel, because he looks like Jaime but is too pious for meto marry.

Marry Moon Boy, because at least he's funny.

Kill Osmund Kettleback... i don't like his goatee.

Soulless* Edition

Sansa

Ygritte

Melisandre

*For any stans, that wasn't a dig at Sansa- i love her! I was referring to them being gingers.

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Fuck Lancel, because he looks like Jaime but is too pious for meto marry.

Marry Moon Boy, because at least he's funny.

Kill Osmund Kettleback... i don't like his goatee.

Soulless* Edition

Sansa

Ygritte

Melisandre

*For any stans, that wasn't a dig at Sansa- i love her! I was referring to them being gingers.

Nothing wrong with gingers.

F: Ygritte

M: Sansa

K: Melisandre.

Piece of cake.

Follically challenged edition

The Shavepate

Tywin Lannister

Syrio Forel

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Sleep with the Imp? Nahhh call me Sansa, I'll just marry his dwarfish ass

Kill Jon? Why would I do that when he gives the best mop on the northern side of the Wall? Yo, I'll fuck the shit outta that bastard!

I could kill Sam... right? How hard would it be? Just, gotta, uh, roll him over, like this :rofl:

The House of Black And White, apprentice, edition

1. Princess Myrcella Baratheon

2. Ser Robet Strong

3. King Robb Stark

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