Éadaoin Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Let's be real, I'd probably be a peasant.If I could choose, I'd be a Dornish noblewoman. Or maybe a man, then I could perhaps be a maester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanml82 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Maester doesn't seem like a bad choice: it lets me turn into one of the most educated people out there and become councillor and friend of some lord. It's not risky, as a knight and excludes me of levies. Even in the event of a military defeat, maesters are likely to spare the worse, due their knowledge, scarcity and the fact they are sworn to the castle/city, not the lord. Technically, I'd be supposed to take a celibate vote, but nothing really prevents me from getting a mistress and making sure my friendly lord provides the bastards with better opportunities than most people out there.Maesters might even have a good chance of living a long life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a white raven Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I'd be born a peasant, become a kitchen wench, be renowned for making the juciest roast Capon and honeyed Quail, earn a spot in the royal kitchen cooking for kings, and then finally after years of waiting for the perfect opportunity, poison them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I kinda really like being a female, so being a Dornish noble woman would kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Broke Howard Hughes Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I kinda really like being a female, so being a Dornish noble woman would kick ass.Am I missing some clever reference? Do they have sex changes in Westeros? Then again who knows what Qyburn is caple of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBob Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Travel to Asshai and learn magic, then head to the smoking ruins of Valyria in search of lost knowledge, dragon eggs, or Valyrian swords. But I'd most likely end up a low peasant unless by some miracle I save up coins to go to Essos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Am I missing some clever reference? Do they have sex changes in Westeros? Then again who knows what Qyburn is caple of.No. I am a female and Dorne seems pretty sexually liberal so i'm thinking to be a Dornish noblewoman might be pretty good. Or even just any Dornish woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Broke Howard Hughes Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 No. I am a female and Dorne seems pretty sexually liberal so i'm thinking to be a Dornish noblewoman might be pretty good. Or even just any Dornish woman.I assumed you were a female butt the sexually liberal part explains even more. No further explanation needed. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 :lol: I didn't word it very well the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Broke Howard Hughes Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 :lol: I didn't word it very well the first timeIt's all good I'm a bit slow myself. And since I'm posting, I'd be someplace in Winterfell talking about honor and bitching about the cold but I'd still dread leaving the North for any reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Paw Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 This may put me in bad light considering this is one of my first posts (Hi everybody!) but I think it would be an absolute joy to be Dany's nipple twister in Qarth. Celebrities who have photo shoots and such always hire nipple twisters to make sure their nipples look immaculate through the tank tops, dresses etc.Now, I imagine Dany to be stunning. She would probably knock most guys off of their feet. However she has very Diva-esque characteristics- "I am the blood of the dragon" and all- so I think it would be fair to say she would DEMAND a nipple twister while wearing those Qartheen dresses with her breast exposed. So yeah, all in all, I would be Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen's official nipple twister. :pimp: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Prince Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Since I love to read, drink, and travel I think I would be Tyrion's companion. Together we would travel from the Wall to the Arbor, from the Summer Isles through Valaryria, and all across the known world. And since I am a third son in real life I think I would join the Night's Watch when I turn fifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylin Stark Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 The world of ASoIaF is a beautiful place, I'd travel all over Westeros and Essos as a masterless warrior, a drifter, wanderer, a ronin. A lot like a samurai, powerful, skilled, calm, and helping smallfolk along the way while meeting new people and visiting exciting places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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