~Shiera Seastar~ Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 To Dany: Daario is not attractive. Open your eyes, Sweetling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkantos Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 To Rodrik: Reek is really Ramsay, hurry up and behead him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonNonRegis Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Tyrion: It doesn't matter where whores go, so stop annoying us by asking. To begin with, they don't all go the same place. Beyond that, Tysha isn't and never was a whore. What you need, perhaps, is to ask "Where do crofters' daughters go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Jon, I think I know who your parents are. You'll wanna sit down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Jon, I think I know who your parents are. You'll wanna sit down...He's probably already sitting down. Or laying down. :leaving:Ned Stark: Your death will cause the downfall of House Lannister. Your death was ultimately a good thing. But still sad. :bawl:Oberyn Martell: Hey. Guy. Don't come anywhere near Gregor Clegane's face. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady of Long Lake Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I know this would totally decimate our books but I would tell Ned," Robert is a lost cause and he can not be saved from himself, or saved from the Lannisters. He's not the same brother you loved. Your first loyalty should be to your children and your second loyalty should be your Northern countrymen, so you need to stay home and guard them well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Wing Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 He's probably already sitting down. Or laying down. :leaving:He's just resting. :cool4: I know this would totally decimate our books but I would tell Ned," Robert is a lost cause and he can not be saved from himself, or saved from the Lannisters. He's not the same brother you loved. Your first loyalty should be to your children and your second loyalty should be your Northern countrymen, so you need to stay home and guard them well."Well said. So, true... :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armidil0 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Ned: Take renly's offer and capture those Lannister twerps in one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lab turtle Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Tyrion: You are a dwarf. That's not going to change get over it. Oh and kill Cersei when you get back.Jaime: Your sister is a back-stabbing bitch. Don't sleep with herSansa: You should have pushed Littlefinger out the Moon DoorNed: Don't be Hand of the King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfyre the Bold Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 To Joffrey: You had a fine chick from the North.........and you blew it kid.To Joffrey: I wasn't kidding bruh, you messed up.To Victarion: Yooo Vic, you hear about the boy king Joffrey? This mofo had a fine chick from the North and he blew it....oh oh, also, don't fight Ser Barristan. I know he looks old, but he's still a boss!To Aegon: There's a chick from the North named Sansa Stark...fine as hell. Go get that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Robb: Dont send Theon to the Iron Islands. Bad MoveRobb: Dont marry Jeyne. Bad moveSince he wont listen ill speak to Catelyn insteadCatelyn: Leave the hall quickly before its too late! :crying:Catelyn: Walder Frey doesnt care about Jingelbell, so run before the "make an end" :crying: :crying:Catelyn: Bran, Rickon, Sansa, and Arya are alive and Arya was only a few moments away :bawl:. Why Martin Why :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I would tell Tyrion of the possibility that Jon is Rhaegar's son and see what he does with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExileOnDaytonStreet Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Hodor: Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.It will blow his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Oberyn: Dont "get closer"Tywin: your grandchildren are your born of incest and their parents are the kids you liked the most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hodor Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Robb: Dont send Theon to the Iron Islands. Bad MoveRobb: Dont marry Jeyne. Bad moveSince he wont listen ill speak to Catelyn insteadCatelyn: Leave the hall quickly before its too late! :crying:Catelyn: Walder Frey doesnt care about Jingelbell, so run before the "make an end" :crying: :crying:Catelyn: Bran, Rickon, Sansa, and Arya are alive and Arya was only a few moments away :bawl:. Why Martin Why :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:A day will come when GRRM will have to answer for his crimes against characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Nomad Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Jon: You are a bastard and let nobody tell you differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Green Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Tommen: Don't listen to what all the people say, do NOT listen to your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cressit Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I would tell Randyll Tarly the the Others and the Wights are REAL and DEADLY and they are moving south. If he could be convinced he might actually be one of the only Southron lords to try to do something. Plus - I'd let him know his son is known as Slayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Wolfwalker Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Robert: You will kill your best friend and set his house to ruin if you ask him to come south. DON'T DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Dany: nobody in Westeros actually wants you to come back, but please don't let that slow you down anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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