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[Book Spoilers] Starks of Winterhell


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Are you guys serious? GRRM is THE legend who wrote ASoIaF. Littlefinger, Tywin, Varys and Tyrion all sprouted out of his genius, twisted, scheming mind!

Obviously all the hints he gives us about the book and show parallels are fake. He also instructed all actors to talk about their roles in interviews as if it would be making some sense, but in fact the genius part is the parallel makes NO sense at all! How could you all have missed this? It's clear when you read chapters 6, 7, 9, 22, 53, 72 and 135 in GoT, 136 in aCoK and 1 to 325 with the exception of 253 of aSoS.

Clearly Tyrion will get married to Sansa in episode 6, find out she cheated on him with Tywin and Bronn later on. The Mountain will fight for him and justice in a duel vs Bronn (which replaces Oberyn's bad fight) and he'll knock out Joff while riding Pretty Pig, which he stole from Penny. This way he can steal Joff's crossbow, use it to kill Jaime (who is useless without a hand anyway), steal his sword and hide it in Tywins toilet. Tywin will then go to the privy after doing the horizontal tango with Shae and the sword will pierce his bowels from the inside out, where the phrase 'he shits gold' becomes true as a gold sword sticks out of his arse as he dies! Furthermore Shae is obiously so in love with Tywin she organises a coup in order to bannish Tyrion from Westeros.

Robby and Cat die but get revived as Un-Cat and the UN-WOLFHEADMANMONSTER so they can take their revenge on the Freys.

And yes, Dany dies but gets revived (lots of red priests over there so that's cool right?), finds Aegon and hops on Drogon to get her throne.

Also, this is a troll thread, anyone seriously trying to discuss their opinion is as foolish as the OP.

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