Holdfast Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The funniest one is "Lord Too-Fat-to-sit-a-Horse"Also, Ser Stupid. Gotta hand it to Stannis for always getting it just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mediocore Ron Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Onion Knight.... cut him and it will end in tears. For you.(also, Sword of the Morning sounds like a d!@k joke.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood of the Flagon Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 someone better call jaime "Ser Stump" before the series is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ser Rolland Storm, the Bastard of Nightsong is the coolest IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Edmure Tully Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Agree with those that said the Laughing Storm. Tywin Lannister, the Shield of Lannisport. Wyman Manderly, Warden of the White Knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Maelys the MonstrousThe Dragonknight The Red Viper is tough to top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stark Thenextwolf Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Theon the hungy wolf StarkBrandon ice eyes StarkBrandon the wild wolf StarkRobb the young wolf Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Raven Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Mike Secret Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Okay, it has hit three pages, which means I have shown enough self-control to not mention Victarion so far. Lord Captain of the Iron FleetMaster of the Iron VictoryThe Iron CaptainThe Iron Badass (I might have gave him that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ronin Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Red viper, kingslayer, the onion knight, the young wolf, the mountain that rides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ronin Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 And the dragonknight!!!!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groat Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 How about Cersi Lanister the brother fuckerHer proper title is the Queen of Whores, please use it. :)To add some of my favorites that haven't been mentionedRickon the Black WolfDagmer Clefjaw (the story Old Nan tells how he got the name is awesome)Qhorin HalfhandWhoresbane UmberCrowfood UmberBarristan the BoldAlso, during Stannis's march in the North to Winterfell, we learn of a Moutain clansmen with the name "Big Liddle". The North and Ironborn have the best nicknames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Red Viper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Mike Secret Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Aeron GreyjoyMaybe Damphair isn't that cool, but Priest of the Drowned God is one awesome name for a holy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Bloodroyal Warden of The Stone Way.House Ironwood comes with the best title built in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Balon Greyjoy - Lord Reaper of PykeOberyn Martell - Red ViperUnCat- Mother Merciless Sword of The Morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ravenstark Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Hugor Hill... for a dwarf.The Winged Wolf looks so esoteric.The Bastard of the DreadfortThe Wild WolfKing Brandon the Bad and Maegor the Cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavosSeaworthy Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Blackfish and Bloodraven are my personal favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorah the Andal Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Lord Selwyn Tarth, The Evenstar. Sounds pretty nice to me.Also, The Hound is a badass name, and of course the Red Viper.Honorable mention to Big Bucket Wull. We should start calling him 'The Bucket.' Just because of his epic speech in Dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I might be in the very defined minority, but I find Dany's avalanche of titles absolutely hilarious/awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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