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Coolest Title/Nickname?

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The funniest one is "Lord Too-Fat-to-sit-a-Horse"

Also, Ser Stupid. Gotta hand it to Stannis for always getting it just right.

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Okay, it has hit three pages, which means I have shown enough self-control to not mention Victarion so far.

Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet

Master of the Iron Victory

The Iron Captain

The Iron Badass (I might have gave him that one)

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How about Cersi Lanister the brother fucker

Her proper title is the Queen of Whores, please use it. :)

To add some of my favorites that haven't been mentioned

Rickon the Black Wolf

Dagmer Clefjaw (the story Old Nan tells how he got the name is awesome)

Qhorin Halfhand

Whoresbane Umber

Crowfood Umber

Barristan the Bold

Also, during Stannis's march in the North to Winterfell, we learn of a Moutain clansmen with the name "Big Liddle". The North and Ironborn have the best nicknames.

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The Bloodroyal Warden of The Stone Way.

House Ironwood comes with the best title built in.

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Balon Greyjoy - Lord Reaper of Pyke

Oberyn Martell - Red Viper

UnCat- Mother Merciless

Sword of The Morning

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Lord Selwyn Tarth, The Evenstar. Sounds pretty nice to me.

Also, The Hound is a badass name, and of course the Red Viper.

Honorable mention to Big Bucket Wull. We should start calling him 'The Bucket.' Just because of his epic speech in Dance.

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