Pero the first of His name Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Aaaaa, right, the title is Dear Leader, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Oh. Kim Jong Un. The eternally 12 year old fat little kid dictator of North Korea. How could I forget someone SO significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pero the first of His name Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Oh. Kim Jong Un. The eternally 12 year old fat little kid dictator of North Korea. How could I forget someone SO significant.From http://listverse.com...ut-kim-jong-il/:The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birthAccording to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared.His father was the previous AA, so clearly important.He will become AA Reborn, and fight against the evil King Jon-Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 From http://listverse.com...ut-kim-jong-il/:The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birthAccording to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared.His father was the previous AA, so clearly important.He will become AA Reborn, and fight against the evil King Jon-Un.Well, I'm sold. Why is the US so against the obvious savior of humankind?....I'm gonna go have a cigarette on my porch and wait for the NSA to come and take me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pero the first of His name Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 I am just as shocked by this discovery. Hopefully both worlds will accept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pero the first of His name Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 I did more research.http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-18-strange-facts_n_1157276.htmlHe Did Not Use Toilets - Because He Didn't Need ToAccording to an official biography posted on the North Korean state web site, that has since been removed, Kim Jong-il did not defecate.Kim Jong-Il is apparently a part of Robert Strong right now while his son is going to meet destiny and become AAR as explained before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I did more research.http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-18-strange-facts_n_1157276.htmlHe Did Not Use Toilets - Because He Didn't Need ToAccording to an official biography posted on the North Korean state web site, that has since been removed, Kim Jong-il did not defecate.Kim Jong-Il is apparently a part of Robert Strong right now while his son is going to meet destiny and become AAR as explained before.Well that explains why he was so full of shit.Sorry, had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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