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I'm so happy that GRRM has not turned any of his bands of grizzled veterans into softhearted men. :P On the contrary, most of them are just a bunch of maniacs.

On those who would approach this definition (BWB) are scary and not softhearted at all.

And yes, as far as I've read the "thieves guild" in The Lies of Locke Lamora is really cool.

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Wert, you say true. However for some reason, Erikson's abundant use of cliches doesn't bother me in the slightest. He manages to make me greatful for the cliches. I think it's because he uses prepackages concepts as a shortcut around some of the world building that gets tedious. His world is so complex that he can't afford to spend 200 pages developing each character. So he shoves a preconceived notion into the reader's mind, and builds off of it.

To me, that's brilliant. It's like buying frozen pie crust at the grocery store so you can spend more time on what goes inside.

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That's still my ASIOAF nightmare. The bastard boy who is really the heir to the throne leads his dragonriding princess, the wisecracking dwarf, the magic using crippled boy and his brooding sister (who just happens to be a master assassin) off into the trackless north to face the great other.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

That's the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

I'll have to go with mastering a weapon in the span of a few weeks.

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Inns and Taverns.

Too true. After all, the inns and taverns are also the home of the barmaid-with-heart-of-gold who banters with our heros and provides a possible love interest.

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The Band of Heroes.

:cool: :D:P:tantrum:;):kiss:

A group of varied, and in many cases opposed, characters that join in a quest to achieve something important. Why on Earth destroying your local unfriendly dark lord always involves a long travel through remote areas infested with his minions?

You realise that GRRM has done exactly this. In AFFC we get a hero on a sworn quest travelling the land and having adventures together with a comerade in arms, loyal servant and grizzeled spiritual advisor for several chapters. For myself, I quite enjoyed that storyline, even though they ended up in the noose... ;)

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Too true. After all, the inns and taverns are also the home of the barmaid-with-heart-of-gold who banters with our heros and provides a possible love interest.

Not to mention those fat, friendly inkeepers.

Also, the god-awful cover art tends to get a little annoying. :sick:

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magickes. mythological creatures. haughty heroics. motiveless malignancy. religion without theology. battles without logistics. sex without pornography. non-creative anachronism. arriere garde politics. tendentious allegory.

Oh, so you don't like fantasy. :)

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Most people are probably aware of this, but Diana Wynne Jones has a couple nice books that send up the fantasy stereotypes, one of which is Dark Lord of Derkholm. The idea is that off-worlders come for "Fantasy" tourist vacations where they meet bewitching ladies, evil lords, bandits, demons, etc., and participate in semi-mock battles to complete their "quest". It's told from the side of the people having to put on the tours in their magical but non-stereotypical world. Good stuff.

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Lupigis,

Their terrible fate redeems them but I think that this band of Heroes of AFFC had already been redeemed by their own anti quest. Consider this, a Band of Heroes that is looking for a maid in a land ravaged by war and famine. They are clueless; they just stumble from one place to another.

The real main character here is the landscape and the people they meet. The stories and legends they hear, not the band of Heroes. It's just the opposite than the usual quest.

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Most people are probably aware of this, but Diana Wynne Jones has a couple nice books that send up the fantasy stereotypes, one of which is Dark Lord of Derkholm. The idea is that off-worlders come for "Fantasy" tourist vacations where they meet bewitching ladies, evil lords, bandits, demons, etc., and participate in semi-mock battles to complete their "quest". It's told from the side of the people having to put on the tours in their magical but non-stereotypical world. Good stuff.

Actually, I think this idea developed out of Diana Jones' Tough Guide to Fantasyland which is utterly hilarious. The bit about how horses are always stallions, occasionally geldlings but rarely mares thus proves that horses breed in Fantasyland via pollination was brilliant. Also the bit about the city where our heroes have to stop roughly 75% of the way through the story to enjoy a pictureseque SIEGE for a couple of days before being allowed access to the SECRET TUNNEL which will lead them onto the next stage of the journey. IIRC there was also something the premiums on life insurance for old, grizzled wizards serving as MENTORs being improbably high.

hark--

it's an odd masochism, i guess.

i really do hate the standard role call of fantasy figures of thought, well-indexed by clute & grant, such as the polder, the pariah elite, the seven samurai, the wandering jew, the elder race, the elder gods, thinning, and so on.

Indeed. Anyone who is interested in fantasy deserves to have a copy of The Encyclopedia of Fantasy on their bookshelf (after it's been massively reinforced, naturally), as well as the same authors' Encyclopedia of SF. Greatest genre reference tomes ever. 3rd Editions of both are currently being prepped, although they are going to be CD-ROMs constantly updated online to solve the space problems.

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Actually, I think this idea developed out of Diana Jones' Tough Guide to Fantasyland which is utterly hilarious.

So I've heard...I knew this one preceded Derkholm but haven't read it. And apparently it's out of print. I'll go on a hunt for it someday.

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No probs. The SF one is being done first and will be published in late 2007. The deal for the Fantasy one isn't certain yet but seems fairly likely. David Langford's legendary (and 26-times-Hugo-Award-winning) Ansible website may contain occasional updates on the project.

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