Dumb predictions you made that were wrong

[Afro Seven]

Thought Drogo would live. Ended up getting suffocated.

[Knife Chase]

I was pretty sure a dance with dragons, the title, was going to mean a battle between the Martell children when I was reading FFC.

[thesmilingspider]

I was so sure that the Others would have begun invading by now, as in actually past the Wall

[Blood of the Trout]

That Ned would get out of KL alive.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

Sansa would die in ACOK because Lady was dead.

Sam would find Arya in Braavos and bring her back to the Wall.

[Ser Shaggydog]

I thought daenerys would have done something by now

PERFECT

[bloodsteel bitterraven]

The one that comes to mind right now is Robert being Jon's father

[DarkAndFullOfTurnips]

I thought the White Walkers would be relevant in a major way by at least the third book. I also thought there would be 4-5 books since there was no way I could see how things could be put off that long.

[TheWizard]

All during Feast I kept waiting for Tyrion to pop up in Dorne

[Lord Puff Fish]

Dolorous Edd is Azor Ahai.

[Blueberry Stark]

I repeatedly thought that Arya would be reunited with someone from her family. I also thought that Dany would have made it to Westeros by now.

[Hutch]

Dolorous Edd is Azor Ahai.

You're not wrong yet.

[So NOT a Maiden Fair]

I seriously thought that the fact Ned wrote "legit heir" instead of "Joffrey" in Robert's testament would mean one of Robert's bastards would rule, instead of Joffrey. And that Ned would reveal Cersei's secret to the others and she would be beheaded or something. Well... someone DID get beheaded :/

[Queen‍‍‍‍‍‍ Alysanne‍‍™]

I seriously thought that the fact Ned wrote "legit heir" instead of "Joffrey" in Robert's testament would mean one of Robert's bastards would rule, instead of Joffrey. And that Ned would reveal Cersei's secret to the others and she would be beheaded or something. Well... someone DID get beheaded :/

Me too I thought one of the baratheon bastards would play a role in the story like Gendry or Edric storm.

[RenlyIsNotRight]

Mostly thinking Robb was the obvious vehicle for Stark revenge against House Lannister and that Dany would have actually gotten to Westeros at some point.

[modbelle]

That Northern Lords would recognize Jeyne Poole was not Arya Stark, and the masquerade would never have fooled them. Jaime recognized it wasn't Arya, and even in his own POV, he states he didn't pay any attention to her while he was there, but the girl seemed to be a bit too old to be Arya Stark. Plus, can we please mention that Arya and Jeyne had different colored eyes, and that Arya has the Stark family colored eyes? Did no bannermen ever visit Winterfell or ever hear her description before? Any way, I predicted that the bannermen would go to the wedding recognize it wasn't Arya, attack or go back home depending on how many bannermen they had with them, and come back to overthrow Roose and Ramsey for the sham of a wedding, and that there was no Stark in Winterfell. The closest I got to the theory was groups joining Stannis to rescue Arya Stark. :bang:

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

All during Feast I kept waiting for Tyrion to pop up in Dorne

And I kept waiting for a Lady Stoneheart POV! The chapter title Cat of the Canals had me going for a second.

[northernshe-wolf]

"As if George RR Martin would kill Ned! Pssh!"

"Nah, Oberyn will win for sure."

"Robb will escape the wedding!"

[Illyrio Mo'Parties]

Your prediction was very reasonable and could easily have come true had it not been for Tywins death.

Why thank you. Sah dah tay!

I predicted Quentyn would put the two dragons onto his shoulders, carry them out with no problems and return to Dorne a hero.

I think that's what Quentyn predicted as well.

The one that comes to mind right now is Robert being Jon's father

Interesting. Who was his mother?

All during Feast I kept waiting for Tyrion to pop up in Dorne

Now that would have been interesting...

"As if George RR Martin would kill Ned! Pssh!"

"Nah, Oberyn will win for sure."

"Robb will escape the wedding!"

Yeah, these books are just one crushing disapointment after another, aren't they?

[MotherMerciless]

I thought Cat was going to get a break from all her bad luck.