Jon's Queen Consort Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON BANK Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You named candidates, I have the winner - Sansa Stark... i like how you did that lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Lord's Daughter Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Arya, obviously. Hell she's just a preteen and she's smarter than them all :) She's survived so much in which that would killed. I find it ridiculous that people are bringing up the fat tom. Guys,she was nine. I hope you remember that. And In that very same book, she was smart enough to find a way to escape the red keep and live at flea bottom for several weeks, alone, unscathed. She,aged 10,can read a map well enough, without any training to bring her friends to the trident. She was able to escape Harrenhal right under Roose's nose with a clever plan. She's multilingual, well versed in the ways of the world having met with so many different people, assimilates all she experiences and that insurances mans kill, especially for a freaking 11 year old is amazing.Yeah, she made mistakes, but so did everyone in that list. She can tell truth from lies, and she's playing the kindly man, for pete's sake. So yeah, sorry for gushing too much, but I really think she's great. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Yeah, and Arya is. The inconsistency is laughable. (Calm down; I read your whole post.)Good point, now I don't feel as dumb for naming a non-teenager in my post when the OP did as well. Although Arya is certainly closer to a teenager, than Maester Aemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Targaryyen Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 My top 3:Sansa StarkSamwell TarlyJon Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Dany wins horniest teenager, hands down. I give that to Robb. His lust cost him his life. We just weren't in his head to hear him dream about Jayne over and over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Demon Monkey Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I give that to Robb. His lust cost him his life. We just weren't in his head to hear him dream about Jayne over and over. I'm sure Robb won't dream about a dude with a blue beard, a yellow mustache and a gold tooth. Also doubt Robb would ask his companion (Theon would be the Missandei equivalent I guess) to come share his bed when he gets lonely in his camp at night. Robb would not enjoy getting borderline raped by a Umber on his wedding night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I give that to Robb. His lust cost him his life. We just weren't in his head to hear him dream about Jayne over and over. Win. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I'm sure Robb won't dream about a dude with a blue beard, a yellow mustache and a gold tooth. Also doubt Robb would ask his companion (Theon would be the Missandei equivalent I guess) to come share his bed when he gets lonely in his camp at night. Robb would not enjoy getting borderline raped by a Umber on his wedding night. 1. Robb is straight :P. But yes I get your point. They "tried" twice sometimes, but there intention was solely to get an heir. He hated every moment of it for sure, dutifully pumping away. :lol: 2. Sharing bed is not the same thing as having sex. Cersei used to sleep with her maid servants. Apparently all highborn women do that. 3. That remark is very rude and shallow. If it was consensual, it was not rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMysteriousOne Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I'm sure Robb won't dream about a dude with a blue beard, a yellow mustache and a gold tooth. Also doubt Robb would ask his companion (Theon would be the Missandei equivalent I guess) to come share his bed when he gets lonely in his camp at night. Robb would not enjoy getting borderline raped by a Umber on his wedding night. The heart wants what the heart wants. And what does sharing a bed with Missandei have anything to do with Dany's supposed horniness? It's pretty common for noble ladies to share beds with other girls, and Missandei and Daenerys' relationship is very sisterly. Dany, obviously wasn't actually going to rape Daario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden&Crimson Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 The most inteligent? Samwell Tarly. The wiser? Missandei. The smarter? Arya Stark. The most balanced of them all? Jon Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Demon Monkey Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 The heart wants what the heart wants. And what does sharing a bed with Missandei have anything to do with Dany's supposed horniness? It's pretty common for noble ladies to share beds with other girls, and Missandei and Daenerys' relationship is very sisterly. Dany, obviously wasn't actually going to rape Daario. Dany had sex with her servant girls... (Maybe I am thinking of the wrong one.) I compared Drogo to an Umber. Both big manly beasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welease Woger Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Smartest teenager: Samwell Tarly.Smartest teenager who is not a coward: Jon Snow.Smartest teenager who is neither a coward nor a bastard: Sansa StarkSmartest teenager who is neither a coward nor a bastard that wants to be king: Robb StarkSmartest teenager who is neither a coward nor a bastard that wants to be king but doesn't think with his f*cking penis: Aegon Honorable mention: Margery Tyrell in the TV Series is really smart, but in the books she doesn't look all that bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twist Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Smartest teenager who is not a teenager: maester aemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane the Llama Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I think it would be either Sam or Jon. Most of the teenagers in the series seem to be unusually intelligent, but these two really stand out to me. I find it difficult to compare the intelligence of POV and non-POV characters. Also, Arya is not a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueEyedCrow Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 intelligence, in my opinion, means knowledge and ability to learn, so based on that Samwell Tarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Demon Monkey Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Is Hodor still a teenager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alysanne™ Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Queen of thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Demon Monkey Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Smartest teenager who is neither a coward nor a bastard that wants to be king but doesn't think with his f*cking penis: Aegon :cheers: You can't stiff the Griff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Dany, Sansa and Jon. I don't know if they belong on this thread, since they're not teenagers, but Missandei and Arya are also smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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