Crowd: "We would like to ride one of your unicorns."
Irishman: "I'm sorry, unicorns don't exist. Horse or rhino, take your pick."
[Repeat for 3 yrs. Eventually...]
Sajid Javid to crowd: "It's ok, I got this."
To Irishman, slowly: "WE WANT A UNICORN. WE HAVE (rubs fingers) MONEY."

— Ronan Lyons (@ronanlyons) June 18, 2019