Ser Cold Fingers
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Daylight savings time sucks! I protest to pick one side or the other and STAY THERE!
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I almost had something in common with Bloodraven...I almost lost my right eye this past weekend!
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Here's to you and here's to me; best friends we shall be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and Here's to me!!
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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I shot my first Turkey today...it scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...it was awesome!