Tourniquet

All-American Idol with @LdyBug1824

USA!

getting hyped for the Packers

"@AdamSchefter: Another Cowboys cut: Dallas releasing RB Marion Barber." @rjgonza

Driving.

Vizualize.Me is launching soon and I'm one of the first in line! Join me. #launch http://t.co/y19CCEl via @vizualizeme

Fishing in the morning. Beer and Yankees in the afternoon. Better fire up the grill.

atta boy @teixeiramark25 !!!

If you wore jeans to the gym it didnt count.

I just signed up to get 5% Cashback Bonus on gas and hotels with my Discover card. #itpaystoDiscover http://t.co/KcjLQ3k

Every asshole in nj thinks they're a fucking racecar driver...

Bridesmaids...!

So fucking cool... http://t.co/pD1TyOR

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING KID!!!

SK PC PS HP7 GN

Just so. #got

Yes, this angry black man is reading a book titled "How to Conduct Spiritual Warfare." #onlyinnewark http://t.co/b6hIyJM

Absolutely disgusted.

What a dick... http://t.co/s5K6Mij

Flag Day. #america

unseat.me is sending invites and I got mine. Get yours before they are all gone. #launch http://t.co/TnxMRx1 via @unseatme

Pooping next to darth vader #onlyinnewark

Were gonna need a bigger boat.

I said to my reflection let's get out of this place.