Lion of Judah

A man rides into town on Friday. Stays 3 days and rides out of town on Friday. How did he do that?

A scholar, an athlete, and a model walk into a restaurant. The waiter asks them, seat for one? How is this possible?

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.

About to watch President Obama speak on campus at 9am

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I DO NOT DO THAT THING.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

I kick Daenerys haters in the crotch.

I like to laugh.

I used to cry because I had no shoes. Then one day I met a man with no feet.

Intelligence is not offensive.

Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.

It is simple math; you will be dead longer than you're alive, so live everyday with meaning.

It's okay to be wrong, being in denial about being wrong however is hazardous.

Just bombed my statics test...AHHH

Live in peace, not in pieces.

Oh boy, finals week! Wish me luck.

Remember, you're not obligated to be a jerk.

See no evil, do no evil, speak no evil.

Ser Duncan the Tall is my hero!

Thanksgiving man. Not a good day to be in my pants.

The artist formally known as Black Lord.

There can be no true despair without hope.

Watching the World Series.