Link to the previous collection of text-based observations: Wow, I never noticed that Vol. 17.
The abomination will be done before this thread is closed. Book-lovers will be relieved and show-watchers will be disappointed.
TWoW probably won't be available before this thread is finished. But maybe GRRM will re-release the already-released chapters. Or The She-Wolves of Winterfell?
At a comic con somewhere this summer, I predict (hope) he will drop some juicy gossip on us in keeping
Tommen had been thinking of the purrfect gift for a while
(AFfC Ch16 Jaime II)
Note that it is Jaime who hears Tommen's contribution, not Cersei.
A short while later...
(AFfC Ch 24 Cersei V)
After his mother had spoken her piece on his attempt to rule
(AFfC Ch 24 Cersei V)
He had his Uncle Jaime present to advocate for him, and he chose to ask mama when she was naked in the bath (Most vulnerable and least likely to attack).
Later
(AFfC Ch 24 C