JON SNOWS DRAGON IN HARDHOME JORAMUNS HORN.

[David Witt Holgersson]

THRES A DRAGON IN HARDHOME CRACKPOT THEORY PLEASE READ BITCHES TOOK WAY TO LONG<<3




Hardhome was close to becoming the only true town north of the Wall, until the night 600 years ago (about 300 years before Aegon's Landing) when hell had swallowed it.[2] Something terrible happened that night; what exactly is uncertain. Its people are said to have been carried off into slavery by slavers from across the Narrow Sea or slaughtered for meat by cannibals out of Skagos, depending on the tale one chooses believe.
The homes of the inhabitants of Hardhome were said to have burned with flames so high and hot that the watchers on the Wall far to the south thought that the sun was rising in from the north. Afterwards, ashes rained down on the haunted forest and the Shivering Sea alike for almost half a year.
Traders and a ship sent by the Night's Watch to investigate reported only nightmarish devastation where Hardhome had stood, a landscape of charred trees and burned bones, waters choked with swollen corpses and blood-chilling shrieks echoing from the cave mouths that pock the great cliff that looms above the settlement, a cliff where no living man or woman could be found.[3]
After that Hardhome was shunned. The wildlings never settled the site again, and rangers roaming north of the Wall told tales of the overgrown ruins of Hardhome being haunted by ghouls, demons, and burning ghosts with an unhealthy taste for blood.
And i read in the books somewhere it said :Even today you can hear the echo of the dead in the caverns.


Im pretty sure that it was a dragon who burned down Hardhome, like greyghost or another dragon who escaped targaryen rule(there were 3 of them). And the echo? it's a big ass dragon snooring. its sleeping under the ruins, big as balerion. it has been seeping for hundreds of years.

When jon snow get's stabbed, just before Wun wun get completely mad and beats the shit out of Patrick, i mean just look at wun wuns wounds? he has slashes across hes chest, and wun wun is 15 m tall! that means that wun wun picked up patrick crushing him against a wall and patrick panicked and started to slash hes sword on wun wun.

Now why did wun wun get mad? JORAMUNS FUCKING HORN(and tormund being a naughty bitch)

lets go to mance rayder, he in't dead, and he's at winterfell searching for joramuns horn, becouse when the nightsking ruled, joramun, king beyond the wall, and lord stark teamed up against him, and when nightsking died, lord stark turned on joramun, crushing hes armies and sezing hes horn. wich means when lord stark got burried, the burried the horn next to him.


and mance rayder is a damn good gravedigger, he spent yearsup in the frostfangs beyond the wall, in these horrible fucking mountains diging up graves, hes a motivated man. and they did find a horn beyond the north, a copy of course! people thinks it may be a horn wich brings winter? that horn got destroyd by melisandre, becouse it doesnt represent fire, u see the world of ice and fire is in a balance, theres a fire dragonbinder horn and a horn of winter.

Anyways if anyone finds a horn in the crypts of wintefell it's gonna be mance.

anyways, i believe mance only reason realy to go to winterfell is to find the horn, wich is proof that the last horn was fake, the one he found in the frostfans that melisandre destroyed, a winter horn wich doesnt tolerate fire. and now he found joramuns horn in the crypts of winterfell, and blew the horn.


The Horn of Winter, also known as the Horn of Joramun, is a legendary horn with magical properties. It was supposedly blown by Joramun, a wildling King-Beyond-the-Wall. When he blew the horn, he "woke the giants from the earth." [1] It is currently claimed that blowing the Horn will destroy the Wall. [2] Mance Rayder claims to have found the Horn of Joramun in a grave beneath a glacier, high up in the Frostfangs. [3]

Giants really? Wun wun is a pussy hes a vegetarian and doesnt like fighting they are talking in the prophesy abouT WINTERDRAGONS.

Destroy the wall?

the wall is made of ICE!
FIRE MELTS ICE DRAGONS FIRE
a normal giant like wun wun cant beat the wall down just stupid
even in old nans stories theres hints about winter dragons

And he woke the giants fom the earth, this means it summons THE DRAGON UNDER HARDHOME! and giants to a degree(king giant weg), you see mance wrote the pink leter and wants chaos in castleblack, so he blew the horn to get wun wun to freack out, becouse he thinks giants are like WUN WUN but comon these giants they are talking about are not vegeterians, they eat blood and salughter people(winterdragons).
anyways he didnot its gonna wake up a dragon in hardhome.

although, i dont think u can blow a dragonhorn of winter in winterfell and wake up a dragon halfwaf across the world in Hardhome.

so i think that mance and tormund is conspiring, mance is gonna come back to the wall with hes horn.

melisandre realises jon snow is azor ahai, and makes some connections

ass mogoorro said (victarions red priest) its not the blower of the horn who controlls the dragons its the master!

and jon snow is the master, through dragons blood in targayyen blood and winter blood in hes mother lyanna.

Jon snow dead body blows the horn through crazy black magic, theres power in kingsblood, and jon snow is the rightfull heir

the dragon in hardhome wakes up big ass balerion

jon snow resurects through the fire from the dragon and melisandre, becouse melisandre says that her magic gets more powerfull when there's fire elements of ice and fire around so( dragons and ohters), so a big ass fire dragon and a big as ohter army warching on the wall is gonna boost melisandres powers to crazy levels plus that jon snow is the rightfull king and theres power in a kings blood.


jon snow mounts this dragon and saves the day with dany and tyrion, or something.

the dragon in hardhome might have awoken to a bit of a when mance blew the horn and is now snoring even louder, making the hardhome wildings curius, and having 30k wilding's tucked up in hardhome with nothing to do, they are propable gonna find a dragon becouse Hardhome is a place where no one has been on in over 600 years!




This dragon is gonna be jon snows dragon. becouse hes the master


And alll you niggas argueing that the faceless men blew up hardhome becouse PRACTISE!? FUCK YOU an asssins group in bravos cant just blow up citys, plus theres no vulcanic activity in hardhome, it wasent like valyria

or you niggas argueing that dragons cant live for 600 years, fuck you to! the targaryen dragons never reached that age becouse the maesters killed them

[a boy and his wolf]

i find your use of profanity and capitalization for emphasis quite obnoxious, it made reading this a chore.

also you state your own conjectures as if theyre facts, for example Joramuns horn being in Winterfell because the lord Stark betrayed Joramun and took the horn.

so basically this thread gets a nope from me

[TheBarber]

I have to agree with the poster above me. I love reading these kind of threads because I lack the imagination needed to sustain most of them, but the profanity and caps are totally unnecessary.

A reputation. The easiest thing to acquire. The hardest thing to shake.

[John Hulboy]

cmon edit ur post !! I like theories but a couple words ruined yours !

[The Great and Mighty Poo]

I quit reading....

[The Reckoner]

10/10 solid hook