The Kingmaker

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  1. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    Stop giving me false hope
  2. I can't be the only one who wants to give The Creature a hug in every scene he appears in Seeing remorseless Sweet was fun? Really looking forward to how plot is going to pan out. Dorian & Lily plot looks like weakest part of season so far, which is sad because I had high hopes for Dorian storyline. I'm sure writers has a twist prepared... we'll see. Oh also, Inspector Rusk is awesome.
  3. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    *something something battle frontier*
  4. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    Rowlett is an owl, so by default it is THE COOLEST. Rowlett also has THE CUTEST sprite. Problem is Rowlett is grass and I don't pick grass. Water(can't even remember the name) is horrible which is a shock because how can you manage to make a seal look ugly?!! I'll most probably pick Litten because 1) Fire and 2) Kitten but obviously we need to see evolutions first
  5. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    Hello spammers!! I demand Litten as official mascot of this thread for little wordplay in the name
  6. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    I've got a few, but you'll have to bear with me.
  7. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas. "You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless. The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
  8. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    JUST GIVE US THE FIFTH SEASON ALREADY
  9. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    Think of first season as a pilot season. It still has great moments, but like you said too episodic. It opens up greatly after first season finale though, especially with introduction of Scorpius. Re: effects; I adore and love puppets and make up so, I may be biased. Farscape effects are generally praised because their puppet and make up teams were top notch. Trivia: In one episode they apply make up to Ben Browder to depict him as another character in a scene. Make up ends up too good and viewers actually confuse him as the other character, so nexttime they shoot a similar scene they end up doing it intentionally bad to make it obvious it is him
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    Eh, I just can't bring myself to like it after quality of the series. At least we have comics to amend some of the problems movie had. And seriously, watch Farscape. It is a terribly underrated, amazing show. Why don't we have awesome "band of misfitsin a spaceship" type tv series anymore?
  11. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    What do you call a bear that tells jokes? A punda! Anyone watched Con Man? Crowdfunded webseries from Alan Tudyk and Nathan Fillion whichtotallyhas nothing to do with Firefly Also Serenity is bad. Like, why would you even crush my memories level bad.
  12. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    I forgot to add a pun! I shall fix this by posting 2 puns in this post: Snails often die from being a-salted She told me i was average, but she was just being mean.
  13. TTTNE CDLXIV - You can't take the sky from me

    Farscape. Is. Superior! But Firefly is cool af, so it's okay!
  14. TTTNE 463 - A Thread for Craziness

    Also you actually forgot how to race? Dark times, indeed!
  15. TTTNE 463 - A Thread for Craziness

    YOU GUYS RACED WITHOUT ME?!!!!