The Kingmaker

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  1. I saw it was Lany's birthday on Mafia board, so decided to come here to celebrate it Happy birthday Lany!!! I hope you all are doing great!
  2. Hi.
  3. Stop giving me false hope
  4. *something something battle frontier*
  5. Rowlett is an owl, so by default it is THE COOLEST. Rowlett also has THE CUTEST sprite. Problem is Rowlett is grass and I don't pick grass. Water(can't even remember the name) is horrible which is a shock because how can you manage to make a seal look ugly?!! I'll most probably pick Litten because 1) Fire and 2) Kitten but obviously we need to see evolutions first
  6. Hello spammers!! I demand Litten as official mascot of this thread for little wordplay in the name
  7. I've got a few, but you'll have to bear with me.
  8. So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas. "You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless. The man looked at the executioner and said "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
  10. Think of first season as a pilot season. It still has great moments, but like you said too episodic. It opens up greatly after first season finale though, especially with introduction of Scorpius. Re: effects; I adore and love puppets and make up so, I may be biased. Farscape effects are generally praised because their puppet and make up teams were top notch. Trivia: In one episode they apply make up to Ben Browder to depict him as another character in a scene. Make up ends up too good and viewers actually confuse him as the other character, so next time they shoot a similar scene they end up doing it intentionally bad to make it obvious it is him
  11. Eh, I just can't bring myself to like it after quality of the series. At least we have comics to amend some of the problems movie had. And seriously, watch Farscape. It is a terribly underrated, amazing show. Why don't we have awesome "band of misfits in a spaceship" type tv series anymore?
  12. What do you call a bear that tells jokes? A punda! Anyone watched Con Man? Crowdfunded webseries from Alan Tudyk and Nathan Fillion which totally has nothing to do with Firefly Also Serenity is bad. Like, why would you even crush my memories level bad.
  13. I forgot to add a pun! I shall fix this by posting 2 puns in this post: Snails often die from being a-salted She told me i was average, but she was just being mean.
  14. Farscape. Is. Superior! But Firefly is cool af, so it's okay!
  15. Also you actually forgot how to race? Dark times, indeed!