volkert79 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 I recently started thinking about how funny it would be if GRRM took an existing ending to a famous book or series, but gave it a dark twist of his own to finish ASOIAF. And since it will be a while until the last book is out, plenty of time to think of them. Here are a few of my own devising:"Wizard of Oz""Home! And this is my room -- and all you Starks, you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!", smiled Ramsay, "And -- Oh, Dear Reek -- there's no place like home!"Harry PotterHis scars and what little remained of his limbs had pained Theon for nineteen winters. All was hell.1984Cersei loved her little brother Through the looking glassBut Ser Pounce shifted around on the iron throne and began on the other paw, and pretended it didnt hear the question. The HobbitYou are a very fine person, Mr. Lannister, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all!, said Varys. Thank goodness! said Tyrion laughing, and shot a crossbow bolt through his bowels.Mockingjay (the ending does not need to change)But there are worse games to play. Edited by volkert79, A minute ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shireen Shireen Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Awesome work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Meera Reed Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 The Dark Tower:"The men in black fled across the snow, and the white walkers followed."(And like DT, the story would end up where it all began.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryagonnakill#2 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Of Mice and Men Look at the beautiful throne room Jon Snow, think about all the fun you will have ruling from here. STAB!The best laid plans of mice and men... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord summers Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Haha The Hobbit one is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hand to King Davos Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 LOTR: Tyrion grinned happily as he loosed the crossbow, "Well, Cersei, I'm back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Duelist Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Every board game ever:"Rocks fall, everyone dies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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