Kissiq Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Mine:D[stares at dead knight, killed by the Direwolves] Ersen: If he had sounded his horn... Theon: I am surrounded by fools. Try and imagine it was you up there, Ersen. Its dark and cold. You have been walking century for hours looking forward to the end of your watch. Then you hear a noise and you move forward to the gate, and suddenly, you see eyes glowing green and gold in the torchlight.Two shadows come rushing toward you faster than you can believe. You catch a glimpse of teeth, start to level your spear, and they slam into you and open your belly, tearing through leather as if it was cheese cloth. [shoves Ersen hard] Theon: And now you're down on you back, your guts are spilling out and one of them has his teeth around your neck. [Grabs Ersen around the neck and sqeezes] Theon: Tell me, at what moment during all of this do you stop to blow your Fucking horn?" [shoves Ersen roughly] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissiq Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 "If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religious." ~ Tyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'lady Cynthia Rayder Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 "If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religion." ~ Tyrion LannisterSimply awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowsQwen Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 "Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide the flavor of their own incompetence"- The Brilliant Tyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixiemom Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Arya upon deciding to run away from Harrenhal,"I am a direwolf, and done with wooden teeth."Arya rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheplu Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Bronn : Who pissed in your soup?Tyrion : Cersei, as ever. You’d think I’d be used to the taste by now, but never mind. My gentle sister seems to have mistaken me for Ned Stark.Bronn : I hear he was taller.Tyrion : Not after Joff took off his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Jorah Mormont Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 "They say I'm half a man, what does that make the lot of you?" Tyrion Lannister"Water? fuck your water, bring me wine" The hound Both on the same page too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_In_The_North Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 "'I am not without mercy!' thundered he who was notoriously without mercy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The late lady stark Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 "'I am not without mercy!' thundered he who was notoriously without mercy."who said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmflavius Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 who said that?Stannis, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half man! Half man! Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 "Those are brave men. Let's go kill them." - Tyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basel Gill Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 "Pretty." TyrionWhen he sees his heavily wounded and disfigured face in the mirror for the first time. One word, but so much is packed into it. It shows that despite all the damage he has taken, and despite being pumped full of milk of the poppy for quite some time afterwards, he still has his wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionnaXCalm as Still Water Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Some of my favorites have already been taken buuuut::"I'm punishing her.""For what crime? She did no fight her brother's battle.""She has the blood of the wolf!""And you have the wits of a goose." -Tyrion Lannister to Joffrey (i'm glad someone can put him in his place) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenya Westerling Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Winter will never come for the likes of us. Should we die in battle, they will surely sing of us, and it’s always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slynn71 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religious." ~ Tyrion Lannisterbrilliant!! he would too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resmo112 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 My personal favorite, I'm not directly quoting but tyrion saves Sansa from Joffrey and Joffrey makes a comment like "she fears me" and tyrion says "yes it's unfortunate that lords stannis and Robb aren't 12 year old girls"---- Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_In_The_North Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 My personal favorite, I'm not directly quoting but tyrion saves Sansa from Joffrey and Joffrey makes a comment like "she fears me" and tyrion says "yes it's unfortunate that lords stannis and Robb aren't 12 year old girls" I believe it was "It's a shame Renly and Stannis aren't 12 year-old girs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionnaXCalm as Still Water Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Winter will never come for the likes of us. Should we die in battle, they will surely sing of us, and it’s always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining.Love this one :) Brienne is so hit or miss with me. She seems so girly in a lot of ways (such as that one ^^)) but she tries to embody the exact opposite. Massive conflict.Great quote though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botation Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Among the best quotes of this book these can surely not be left out: “I’ll have the boy.” ...“You’ll have no one,” Yoren said stubbornly. “There’s laws on such things.”The gold cloak drew a shortsword. “Here’s your law.”Yoren looked at the blade. “That’s no law, just a sword. Happens I got one too.” The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints—the ground’s too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do... There are no men like me. There’s only me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Vyncent Dayne Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 That is why Tyrion is one of my favorite characters! So many amazing quotes from him throughout the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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