JaneSnow

What do you call a vegan Daenarys?

Sam's dad, Randall Tarly.

Sometimes when I see "Rickard Stark" I accidentally read it as "Rickon Stark" and get super confused like what the hell Rickon you're like 3?

My answer to all of them is simple.

Make him king, sounds like he'd be a good one How do you make the paste Bran is eating?

I use the maps but I still get terribly lost. I have no sense of direction.

I am terribly lost when it comes to locations in the book. It took me until Clash to locate King's Landing, and I still don't know where Dragonstone is.

Sometimes it's like a gasping wheezing laugh but other times it's a loud cackle(sounds kinda like my mother which freaks me out a bit)

Only about 2/3 through the book, so I haven't seen everything yet but so far I'd say I really like: The scene before the kingsmoot where Asha roasted Euron's crew Jaime slapping that one guy who was talking shit about Brienne Sam and Arya unknowingly meeting up Sam beating up Daeron The Broken Man Speech Tommen being a cutie pie in general Brienne fighting Shagwell and the others, especially the part where she cuts off that one guy's hand, for Jaime Jaime and Cersei's relationship slowly falling apart. I particularly enjoyed the repetition of "Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack, probably Moon Boy for all I know..." and how it showed Jaime's increasing disenchantment with his sister. Jon telling Sam to pull his hood up, as there were snowflakes in his hair, calling back to the last time he saw Robb.

Makes me think of Renly, Brienne, and the others fighting for Renly because of this scene

This song totally makes me think of when Jon, Satin, Deaf Dick, Donal Noyce, Grenn, Pyp and all the others were fighting during the battle of Castle Black on the wall.

Kinda obvious given the title, but the part about every word being a lie really brings me to being reminded about asoiaf because a lot of lying and scheming goes on in it.

Oh god, I just listened it that and I think that is the first time I've ever cried over something asoiaf related.

What I meant was, yes, I guess he does technically have the right under law but he realizes that just because the law says that she's a woman and beddable because she's bled doesn't make it right. I think he says something to her like "You're a child" at one point during their wedding night

I think he respects her and cares for her well-being. He is also physically attracted to her but is a good enough person to respect her boundaries and remember that she is only a little girl and that just because she's flowered doesn't give him the clear to fuck her as he pleases, that she is still very much a little girl emotionally even if she is a woman physically. He spares her the pain of the details about her brother and mother's death, defends her against Joffrey(the line where he is all "you can't hurt her anymore, she isn't yours to hurt anymore" thing really cemented it), is always trying to talk to her and cheer her up.