Lifendz

The people on #lockedupabroad must be the dumbest effing people in the world.

Holy crap. I guess @FisolaNYDN was right. Crap. Now I have to deal with the Heat and Isiah coming back to the #Knicks. #fml

D-Wade's flop with a Shakespearean twist: http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z341/FutureisnowPics/ictejA.png #Heat #Mavs #NBAplayoffs

lol. Those fake fans don't know what to do. They scurred!

Never seen so many crybabies on one team. The Miami Weep. Stop whining and play ball. #NBAplayoffs

People can't front on my #Saints. Here's hoping we actually have football this year. http://tinyurl.com/3q4jls9 #nola #NFL #Whodatnation

So I guess Jim Carey has mailed it in and is doing any movie he's offered much like Eddie Murphy did.

Love how the cast of the #Jerseyshore all have that they're available for bookings. What do hell would you book them for? To drink?

What guy throws his girl's stuff out the window? That's what women do to us. We don't do it to them because it's effing corny. #Jerseyshore

Hot as hell in #NYC and my bldg still hasn't turn on the AC. #Fmylandlord

So is the @LeBatardShow just going to be Dan and Stu having contentious I told you so interviews with critics of the Heat? #boringradio

I love the way Charles Barkley pronounces the word "athelete." He doesn't say [ath-lete] like most of us, he says [ath-ah-lete].#NBAplayoffs

Big ups to the #Mavs and #Mavsfans. Going to be an entertaining finals.

Dan @LeBatardShow, stop referring to Stugotz as a Knicks fan. He's not a Knicks fan, he's a Heat fan.

#Heat have no answer for Dirk. I expected more of you #Bulls. You embarrassed yourselves out there tonight.