Andrew May

AAAAAAAHHHHH the avengers is now out on my birthday!! #fuckingwoo

Coming soon, an andrew may view - what i'll be doing whilst you're at a festival and why you're an idiot for not doing likewise

RT @SkySporksNews: Luis Suarez is having a very good game today in the Carling Cup final. All of the Cardiff players are white.

i'm not going to do the sport relief mile. i'll just donate a fiver instead. because i don't do running well

glad the new pokemon games can work on regular d.s., no need for the 3d version yet

new game of thrones trailer means nothing can make this day shit

Feel like i've been murdered to death. (not hungover just ill as fuck)

O'er the hills and o'er the plain, through Flanders, Portugal and Spain

I've been working on a cocktail, called grounds for divorce, woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh #elbow

thanks to my grandma i now have a book on phonics. In related news i also have been blinded by the colour scheme in it

#oldham i love where i live. Because i've left

just saw a news story that said steam users should be concerned. laughed. realised i'm a steam user now, concerned

I like the elton john song in gnomeo and juliet

Everton are by far the best of the rest in the pl #motd

I'd never put pictures of myself with no clothes online, due to the fear people might see them and want to harvest my internal organs

I wish they did a club that played radio 2, or country and western. Anything but shit

Its not on that the taxi man has swapped radio 2 to capital

you can run on for a long time, run on for a long time

note to self, alway read more than one thing on a timetable, 9 quid out of pocket due to stupidity #trip #beverleytoscarbviabridlington

v. sad news about Yuvraj #getwellsoonsingh

van persie can go roger himself with a prize winning leek

#topwarfilms Saving Private Ryan, Zulu, Pearl Harbor

masterchef always makes me hungry, despite having just eaten

happy birthday @benblakeley

#54dinner Sir Harry Pearce, Naomi, George R.R. Martin, Zooey Deschanel, Tom Hardy