The Wolf Maid

Welcome! :D

[quote name='David and Dan' post='1607351' date='Dec 3 2008, 21.19']One last thing: our focus at the moment is on casting the pilot. So we're only worried about characters who appear in the pilot. Just so you know the pilot parameters, here's the first line of dialogue:

"We should start back."

And here's the last line:

"The things I do for love."[/quote]
*braingasm*

Oh. My. GOD.

I knew it! I'm terribly glad you kept the prologue. :D

Welcome to the boards, and congratulations as well. :D Good luck with the production, and I'm glad the board people can help out with our suggestions.

I think it was the torture one that got me laughing. He just doesn't quite get it, does he?

I wanna go back to sleeeeeep.

I'm sorry, I'm too overcome with laughing my head off to respond coherently at this point.

I'll try after I get some sleep.

I knew it.

:cheers: for you, Aqulla.

Personally, I think it's a parody. I seem to remember seeing that before in the threads, but I don't recall where. :idea:

A horrible thought occurred to me. What will we ever do when Tairy stops writing? How will we survive when there are no more jaw-kicking, spine-removing O-ist Dicks to mock? I need a drink and I haven't even looked at the words of the Yeard today.

There is always Newcombe, or S*anek. ;) Honestly, if he does stop writing, I'll be one of the happiest woman on earth. :)

Aqulla, are we sure this is TG? It doesn't sound quite like him.

ETA: My celery is lacking. God, it's scary that what Aqulla posted could just be what Tairy would say.

The chair of truth. :lmao:

Those are some shirts, man. ;)

I will refrain from making personal jibes on him. But he printed his address there. :P

Zap, awesome drawings. :P Great effect, adding the 'Fear the Yeard' t-shirt. :thumbsup:

We should have a shirt like that. "Fear the Yeard. Do not Feed it." Then on the bottom would be the realease date for Confessor.

I don't care what anyone says, Cyclops is awesome.

Enjoy my latest artistic masterpieces:

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Nice one, Zap, I didn't know you have a devart account. XD

Just dropping by to say that Min, that was probably the best GK parody ever. Ahahahahaha. "Shaker of Booty," Oh God. :lmao:

DF, that was a pretty tempting link, but no, I'm a changed woman, I will restrain myself.

I also want to say that Scott/Cyclops rock. In fact I'm married to him in the astral plane. :P

Really, I don't know what TG was thinking when he posted that. Was he making light of his heart condition, and was not at all contradicting himself? But anyways, I'm glad he's doing fine now. :)

"When you are out numbered, and the situation is hopeless, you have no option-you must attack!" -Richard

Must use this as my new sig. Anyone know from what book in SoT this is?

Reminding people not to get too personal in the posts, btw. I live in horror of the day we see them don the mod hat/bra.

:clap:

Very eloquently said, WLU. :D

:lol: Oh! The irony!

:lmao:

Irony is such a mild word for that.

Oh! Oh! Such a clear opening! Damn this board's restriction against personal attacks!

Anyway, sometimes this board seems as much a parody as Goodkind is our God. I can never get it straight when we're supposed to choose life and rip out spines, and when we're supposed to be opposing Terry's crazy ideology.

Yes, too bad. There was such a wealth of...'quotes' from that one. *sigh*

I suppose in a way it is. But I think we're clearly not TG lovers here. If anything, the above posts are an indication of that. :P

SUMMON MERRIAM WEBSTER!

Palp, Palping

Main Entry:palp

Etymology:Middle French palper, from Latin palpare

Means: TOUCH, FEEL

Okay, he's accusing RJ of being inconsistent with his writing? I'm not very familiar with Jordan's works, but I think he's probably much better in that respect than Goodkind, whose continuity is just shot to hell, or takes up deux ex machinas to explain such-such.

Crap. Is there a summon WLU spell? He's more eloquent on this than I could ever be.

But still plotting sweet revenge, I take it?

Higravity, that was a great parody, btw! :D

The only "rank" that matters here abouts is the foul stench of the Sword of Truth series of "novels". :P

I recommend this site for quotes lifted straight from the poisoned pen of Terry.

Thank the gods we didn't have XXVI on TG.com! :lol:

From those pages:

"There is no such thing as pure good or pure evil, least of all in people." -Zedd

"When you are out numbered, and the situation is hopeless, you have no option-you must attack!" -Richard

"Lord Rahl has very big hands. They fit perfectly over my breasts." -Mord-Sith Berdine

"Dance with me death, for I am ready." -Richard

And yeah, if we had been there, we would have all been banned.

Damn! Second page and I still haven't posted.

In my case I challenged him to a fight.

Not recommended, though, unless you're really sure of yourself.

You know, we just aren't being mean enough to Tairy. We need to turn to an author to show us the way (I'm copy/pasting this from a wotmania post that was in turn copy/pasted from Dragonmount):

And which author? Why Tairy himself. Scroll down to the 6/2/2006 message for that.

Just thought I'd share the "love."

(Oh, and that I now have a new teaching position. All is right with the world.)

OMFG. Is Tairy plagarizing RJ's disease, too? Is there NO end to THIS?

(Congrats on the teaching position. :cheers: Spread the Lemming ways, eh?)

When's Confessor out, anyway?

November, IIRC. I was hoping we'd have GKXXX by that time, but we post faster than Tor could publish the damn thing.

Danro, Deornoth and Jacen:

No need to pay fees to join the Church of Lemmings. Just be a death-chooser. And do not feed the Yeard. Getting chrusch titles are tricker, though. :D Having a Tairy quote in the sig helps.

2) Myshkin is chief lemming, if you can't follow him you can't follow anyone.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that it's Pat who is actually the Original, if not the Chief, Lemming of Discord, followed by Mme. Erzulie. But WTH, we're lemmings, so rank doesn't really matter.

All right you death-choosing commies! Here is Goodkind XXVII!

(for Myshkin, who just celebrated his birthday and whose suggestion got the most votes. heh).

Remember, no personal attacks, DO NOT FEED THE YEARD, and well, play nice as always.