smegma

Haha, well I THINK that it was because I am a pretty gross person (humor wise) and it was the grossest thing I could think of when I first signed up for some forum many years ago - and it stuck with me across the internet. It's also a nice juxtaposition between my hotness (lol jk). Plus I like it because if someone tries to google me to find out more, well they are presented with a nice surprise.

It's my cat, Snarf

Haha, thanks! I know there are many folks out there that aren't aware of the actual definition because I get questions about it occasionally. I've had this username on other forums for so many years that at times it takes an outsider's appreciation to remind me of what foul thing I associate myself with