Myshkin

What we need is Confessor to get here.

We could just write it ourselves. We'd probably do a better job than Tairy.

We should have a shirt like that. "Fear the Yeard. Do not Feed it." Then on the bottom would be the realease date for Confessor.

I can't find any "Fear the Yeard" T-shirts, but I did find these!

And for the balding Yeard fan, take a look at these.

Enjoy my latest artistic masterpieces:

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You have a strangely twisted mind, Zap.

Let's stay on track here. This is not your typical thread, we are doing important human work here: bashing the Yeard. Let's try to remember that.

Pita, any Russian names over there are most probably mine.

*tapes sign that says "Expect no mercy from the squirrels" to his computer*

Two things:

The Sword of Truth series is epic high fantasy. The central heroes, Richard Cypher and Mother Confessor Kahlan, strive to preserve their world from evil at any cost. In Goodkind's cosmology, heroes and villains alike have rounded personalities and believable motivations.

What book was she reading?

I asked Goodkind if he was surprised by the reception his writing has received so far. After a moment's thought, he shook his head. "I visualize the success of things working the way I want them to work, like in sports when you visualize where you want the ball to go. So on one level when it really happens, part of me is thrilled and astonished. Another part is kind of unimpressed because I expected it of myself."

Does anyone actually believe that Tairy has ever played any sport in his entire life?

Min, what a beautiful story! My favorite line was this one:

"I ask the questions round here," said Richard sternly, and tried to think of some questions to ask.

I see Mme is no longer suffering from the "Jaxom Curse" since people are listening to his wisdom over the wickedness of the double post when I've been decrying it for a while now. I guess I've just still got the "Jaxom Curse". Bastards. :P

While I agree with the points Mme. made, I still refuse to acknowledge him until he agrees to bring back the Ayn Rand avatar.

"Bamf" is the noise that Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. He's also a purplish-bluish colour, which I tried to capture with my choice of font colour. And thank you for asking :thumbsup:

You have it all wrong, "Bamf" stands for "Bad Ass Mother Fucker".

And I keep finding myself misspelling Mystar as Myshkin.

Stop that!

Holy shit it's polluted in California. It looks like it's humid, until you notice that the haze is brown and tastes like blood.

That's why I smoke, it keeps the smog out of my lungs.

It seems Mystar has been checking up on us. He is not happy about the Jordan qoute DF posted, and for some reason he seems to believe we have proven ourselves to be Nazis:

This not only made me laugh so loud that I startled my secretary only spewing sprite out her nose all over her desk; it titillated my nasty streak as well!

Uhm…huh? And this guy is a writer? What the hell is “palping†sounds kinky to me, I may have to look it up and try it sometime! I would assume he meant “palpatingâ€, but I never assume anything, and when it comes to half baked theories of authors who cannot finish their own series, I never second guess let alone assume!

I must say I was forced to correct Jordan or DF’s spelling as well….

I swear I honestly think it’s a disease in the fantasy genre…at the very least som ekind of defect!...those kinds of people only skim things and do not actually read more than a small part of what’s written. I feel so sad for Jordan and his fanatic. No wonder he can’t finish his series, he most likely goes back to see what he’s written and only skims it thus losing track of who did what, when and how…

I guess Jordan’s illness must somehow affect his sight and comprehension…kind of a Chainfire effect if you will.

He seems to have over looked the fact that Goodkind had “open heart†surgery, rather than someone (presumably a medical staff person rather than rabid fan like DF) just poking around on Jordan’s chest….†All my heart examinations have been via catheterization or electrocardiogram or echocardiogram or the likeâ€. Must be that Jordan is unaware of the modern techniques of fixing blocked arteries via cracking open a persons chest and actually moving the heart to one side and fixing the offending section… I do hope that he learns these things soon! He may well need such a thing as well!

I never cease to be amazed at how people get so many things wrong simply because they do not pay attention to what’s written. My daddy once told me, “son, if all else fails, then follow the damn directionsâ€! And it has served me well all these years!

Again I am amused that after all this time the truth is finally admitted to myshkin et al are pseudo Nazi loving wanna bee’s. The moment I point this truth out, (A point that I had made more than a year ago) rises to the surface! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law

I get such a chuckle out of being proven right! Back when these poor witless creatures were screaming Goodkind/Nazi etc, we clearly see Godwin’s Law only applies when myshkin and his cohorts are outted as such…my my my how these people remain so blind is not a mystery, it is a choice they strive at, they work hard to remain jaded and even more to obfuscate the truth.

That fact that he persists in calling us Nazis leads me to believe that he his either woefully ignorant of the nature of the Nazis, or he is entirely insensitive to the atrocities they commited.

From those pages:

"There is no such thing as pure good or pure evil, least of all in people." -Zedd

"When you are out numbered, and the situation is hopeless, you have no option-you must attack!" -Richard

"Lord Rahl has very big hands. They fit perfectly over my breasts." -Mord-Sith Berdine

"Dance with me death, for I am ready." -Richard

You missed my two favorites:

"Sword be true this day" -Big Dick

"I am the bringer of death, I have named myself so" -Big Dick

You know, we just aren't being mean enough to Tairy. We need to turn to an author to show us the way (I'm copy/pasting this from a wotmania post that was in turn copy/pasted from Dragonmount):

And which author? Why Tairy himself. Scroll down to the 6/2/2006 message for that.

Just thought I'd share the "love."

(Oh, and that I now have a new teaching position. All is right with the world.)

Tairy goodkind is a piece of shit. Just thought I'd share that with you guys.

I am honored that my title was selected, although I knew from the moment I typed it that it was too brilliant to ignore.

Richard was born as a simple Pit Bull. He was taller than most pit bulls. But the pit he faced tonight was taller than him. Despite the years of torture and abuse he believed in his noble spirit and would not do as his master wanted. In other circumstances this other pit might be his friend with ass sniffing exchanged with much delight. But he was about to be attack and he was not going to let himself be harmed.

I love your style! Perhaps if Tairy wrote in stream of consciousness he would be somewhat more readable. Perhaps not.

For all of you wishing to join the Church of Discord of Latter Day Lemmings you need only do two things:

1) Hate Tairy with all your spine

2) Follow me blindly over cliffs

Pretty easy, really.

Lord have mercy, the Tairy threads are spawning again!!!!!!