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Myshkin

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    Just You Shut Your Mouth
  • Birthday 08/19/1981

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    Long Beach, CA
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    Seducing chicks with thick eyebrows

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    Androgynous Alien Sex God

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  1. Myshkin

    I would like to start a club

    Good, because I’ve been compiling a list of possible replicants for over a decade now.
  2. Myshkin

    I would like to start a club

    Would this club be dedicated to figuring out who amongst us are replicants?
  3. Myshkin

    I would like to start a club

    Spoilsport.
  4. Myshkin

    MLB 2018: Bonfire of the Metropolitans

    Please give me your address so that I may deliver your punching.
  5. Myshkin

    MLB 2018: Bonfire of the Metropolitans

    Gross. If Triskle comes in here and opens his stupid mouth I will punch him in his fat head.
  6. Myshkin

    Goodkind 55: Back in the Dick Life Again

    We’ve done a lot of satirizing and parodying of Goodkind around here, the latest round of which you’ll find one thread back. Google Goodkind 54. You’ll find my critique of Death’s Mistress starting on page 11, and Maester Llama’s critique of Warheart starting on page 15.
  7. Myshkin

    RIP V.S. Naipaul

    Everything in this post is spot on. Naipaul’s works deal with what it means to be truly homeless, to have no place in the world. And no one was better suited to show us what that meant. Because despite his wealth and acclaim Naipaul was always the stranger in a strange land, with no history or culture of which to call his own. He showed us the rage of the dispossessed, and he refused to make it noble. It is nasty, and ugly, and heartbreaking, and human. For me the beauty of literature is that at its best it allows us to experience the world in a way that, due to the circumstances of our birth, we might never have otherwise experienced it. And V.S. Naipaul was the best in the world at doing that.
  8. Myshkin

    MLB 2018: Bonfire of the Metropolitans

    The Bulldozier! Also, did you see how well my baby boy Hyun-Jin pitched last night? I love him so much.
  9. Myshkin

    RIP V.S. Naipaul

    An incredible asshole, and until yesterday quite possibly the world’s greatest living author. Naipaul’s novels are powerful, thought provoking, enraging, and moving. If you haven’t read him yet, you really should. R.I.P.
  10. Myshkin

    MLB 2018: Bonfire of the Metropolitans

    Man if these first two games without him are any indication we’re really gonna miss Kenley.
  11. Myshkin

    Oh No

    I would fully advise against the switcheroo. It will very quickly get to the point where neither of you will remember who was who originally. I can vaguely remember once mailing a pizza to MIT, but I don’t know if that is a clue as to my origin, or just a strange fever dream.
  12. Myshkin

    Oh No

    @Jaime L is a ridiculous person. But I can guarantee you that he and I are in complete agreement in regards to Magnum.
  13. Myshkin

    Oh No

    It is appalling how ignorant you are.
  14. Myshkin

    Oh No

    You’ve gone too far. You can insult me, you can even go after my beloved Dodgers, but Tom Selleck’s mustache is sacred.
  15. Myshkin

    Oh No

    Never seen Magnum? Fucking commie. I bet those pigs at CBS are gonna want us to pay for All Access to stream the original Magnum run.
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