Wyman Manderly's Meat Pies

You'd think the Mad King would be fully erect at the notion of a fire god.

Because when breasts or a vagina are exposed, it's like an angel floating down from heaven. When a penis gets whipped out, it's like your drunk friend falling out of the back of the cab.

I think he was signaling that he was replacing Balon Swann's role. A Duck was as close as a Swan as he could find.

I always thought that Jon would be reborn in salt and smoke with Shireen's life exchanged for his. The dragon from stone bit would be him discovering his true heritage by literally opening the tomb of Lynna Stark and finding something of Rhaegars like his harp or something. Maybe a Targ marriage cloak.

Unless they introduce the Stormcrows and Malko is just a fake character name to hide Brown Ben Plumm. \ But that's just hopeful thinking. More likely Jorah will present Tyrion as a gift. Dany, will put both of their lives on the line in the fighting pit where Jorah acts as his and Tyrion's champion. That will obviously get interrupted and she won't stick around long enough to decide what to do. Maybe a Mormont/Lannister coup?

Please Lord above. Have Wyman Manderly enter the great halls before the wedding. Have him take Sansa to the crypts and deliver a revised North Remembers speech. "Foes and false friends surround me at every corner. They infest my city like roaches. Here, I know who my enemies are, and I am guest to his son's wedding. My son Wendel went to the twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I laugh and sing in the presence of Boltons and Freys, tis true. But never think that means I have forgotten. The North Remembers, dear Sansa. The North remembers and the mummer's farce is almost done...A Stark has returned to Winterfell, My Queen is home." - Read in the voice of Ian McNiece or Brian Blessed.