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Jorah the Red Nosed Mormont


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You know Starky, and Bolton, and

Mander, and Luwin,
Jeor, and Snow, and
Umber and Reeder
But do you recall
The most famous Northman of all

Jorah, the red-nosed Mormont
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.

All of the other Northmen
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Jorah
play his little slaver games.

Then one foggy whorehouse night
Tyrion came to say:
"Jorah with your nose so bright,
won't you take me prisoner tonight?"

Then all the Northmen loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Jorah the red-nosed Mormont,
you'll go down on Dany

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