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Walder Frey's Wedding Planners. That is right if you are in the mood for a wedding trust Lord Frey to plan your wedding, listen to our satisfied customers

Dacey Mormont of House Mormont says, "The weddings will leave you speechless."

A Bannerman from House Manderly says, "This wedding will leave you with memories that last a life time."

At Walder Frey Wedding Planners we do it all, we do tents, we do musicians, we do security, we do drink and we do food esepcially pretty pink lamb!

That's right so the next time you need a wedding please send a raven or a messenger to the Twins!! Walder Frey Wedding Planners, we leave you with memories that you won't forget!

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Have problems? Have serious threats to your family? But you are on a tight budget and can't afford a, "Faceless Man?" Then try Sorrowful Men! That is right we take care of your problems, Sorrowful Men up to 80% less than a Faceless Man competitor! That is right, based in Qarth you know you will get good value for your deal.

You have a bully? Some raiders threatning your lands? Not anyore try sending messengers to the Sorrowful Men!!!! We are too far for Ravens and payments must be in full in advance and no CODs (you know why).

The Sorrowful Men!!! Taking care of problems since 2,000 B.A.L.!

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The following services are brought to you by Bowl of Brown a Fleabottom favorite for years:

Bris Milah by Shagga. No charge for the circumcision! We only take tips!

Mandon Moore’s Rhinoplasty

Exfoliation by Ramsay. Say goodbye to those troublesome skin tags.

Hair styles by Ser Ilyn Payne. The last haircut you’ll ever need!

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