Jace, Extat

I fucking wish, more like the female version of Jimmi Simpson but way less good at computers. And way better at drinking. And not owned by the FBI... actually, more like Jimmi Simpson at the end of Westworld. But way less adept at knives. And way better at coping. And not rich as fuck or super rapey at robots... No No A thousand times NO

Guess which kind of pain this IR rule is?

Actually, I'll abstain. Thereby preventing a quorum from being present to vote.

Do I need to start canvassing for No votes?

No

I'm signing all of my players for 1 year.

I'm gonna be 20 to 30 minutes late tonight. Can't be helped.

@manhole Eunichsbane and @tywin at al are rising stars on the forum.

I can do friday

I work and go to school on weekdays. So no, unless it's Friday. Do it without me, it's ok.

I love you guys.

I can't do a weekday, so I'm out.

Quoting so you get a notice.

Take care of you and yours, but I'm definitely in. Can draft any day but today.

I was meaning to bring up Dynasty.

I can do it this year.

I am OK with that as long as he is and he still eats the cap hit if I cut them.

What we meant is that if I am going to cut them he gets the chance to give me whatever garbage he might have on his roster, I.E he gets first crack. Is that OK? I am willing to revisit it if necessary.

There has been a trade. Harlaw Ironman recieves: Delanie Walker and Keenan Allen. Griffin's Roosters receives: C.J. Procise and Kenneth Dixon conditionally. If either player is cut before week 3 of next season, Bronn will absorb their cap penalty, but he is afforded the right to trade any player on his roster without a multi year commitment for them before they are cut.

I am willing to eat some of his salary to facilitate an exchange.

Anyone want Keenan Allen?

Well, another bad year for the newly renamed Substance Abusers (can I get some feedback on that name?) in the works here. QB:Andrew Luck QB:Matty Stafford RB:Dougie Martin RB:Matt Forte RB:Frank Gore WR:Demaryious Thomas WR:Jeremy Maclin WR:Keenan Allen WR:Golden Tate TE: Delanie Walker K:Justin Tucker DEF: Minnesota BN: Jay Cutler Dwayne Allen Coby Fleener Michael Floyd Kamar Aiken James White Ted Ginn jr Karlos Fucking Williams Blaire Goddamn Walsh New England Contracts- Andrew Luck - 23 (1 years) Matthew Stafford - 18 (1 years) Doug Martin - 11 (1 year) Jeremy Maclin - 11 (1 year) Jay Cutler - 6 (2 years) Delanie Walker - 2 (2 years) Dwayne Allen - 1 (3 years) Justin Tucker - 1 (2 years) Josh Robinson - 1 (3 years) Minnesota - 1 (1 year) Keenan Allen-25 (3 years) Demaryious Thomas-22 (4 years) Matt Forte- 17 (1 years) Frank Gore-15 (1 year) Golden Tate-10 (4 years) Micheal Floyd- 10 (1 years) Coby Fleener- 6 (1 years) Kamar Aiken-1 (1 years) James White- 1 (1 years) Ted Ginn jr- 1 (1 years) Karlos Fucking Williams- 1 (1 years) NE defense- 1 (1 years) Blair Goddamn Walsh- 1 (1 years)

I have a terrible and selfish thing to ask. Is there any way we could push this back an hour? If it makes a problem for anyone forget I asked, but something has come up on my end and I'd hate to leave this to auto Jace.

And I would have got away with it too!

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