Larry of the Lawn Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 In a peyote vision, the Senator from Arizona succumbed to terror, believing that in a new congressional witchhunt, those suspected of war crimes, graft, fashion faux pas, would be subjected to the dreaded 'Solar Screening', in which the suspects feet would be shoves into a tanning booth a duration of no more or less than 2.5 minutes. those who burned.... would BURN! From the Compendium of the Southwestern Atrocities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I got my deodorant and protein bars tried to improve myself. What happened to the Froot Loops? Didn't fit in to your self-improvement plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 What happened to the Froot Loops? Didn't fit in to your self-improvement plan? this has been bugging me all day. 94% sure it was fruity pebbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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