Magic Mirror Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Using a second browser seems to have helped. But a real demon would simply laugh at others misfrotune, or seek to exploit it.Vote BaphometFor being altogether too helpful.While Baphomet can appreciate the sadistic appeal of watching you wallow in your own incompetence for hours... he just doesn't roll that way.After all, the Arabs knew him as Abu fihamat, which means 'Father of Understanding'.Meanwhile, the appearance of other equally unremarkable brethren forces Baphomet to update his profile:1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1) 2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1) 3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1) 4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1), Maker of tainted posts (+1)5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1)7.- Mammon: Incompetent (-1), Ungrateful bastard (+1)8.- Mephistopheles: Failed in the past (-1), Inane (-1)9.- Berith: Quotes Mephistopheles (-1)10.- Sammael: Nerd (+1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Corbray Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Baphomet considers all of you unworthy of his contempt and quite difficult to tell apart, unremarkable lot that you are. Some profiling seems to be in order. 1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1) 2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1) 3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1) 4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1) 5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1)I like this evaluation, but why is "Denzel Washington" only -1 and being gay only +1? Methinks that you're trying to manipulate the facts, Bapho! :thumbsdown:ETA:add:7.Baphomet: cross-poster (-1), manipulator (+1), bad manipulator (-1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Corbray Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Huh, so now I know where RJ got all his Forsaken names...Lady GaGa = Lanfear :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 While Baphomet can appreciate the sadistic appeal of watching you wallow in your own incompetence for hours... he just doesn't roll that way.After all, the Arabs knew him as Abu fihamat, which means 'Father of Understanding'.Meanwhile, the appearance of other equally unremarkable brethren forces Baphomet to update his profile:1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1) 2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1) 3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1) 4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1), Maker of tainted posts (+1)5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1)7.- Mammon: Incompetent (-1), Ungrateful bastard (+1)8.- Mephistopheles: Failed in the past (-1), Inane (-1)9.- Berith: Quotes Mephistopheles (-1)10.- Sammael: Nerd (+1)Your list confuses me, Why is Mastema on top, and Sammael on bottom, when they both have one point.Also, I'm not gay.....OK, I might be extremely a little gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dayne Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Has anybody else read To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust? It tells the story of Satan's fall from heaven, with all of the angels and demons as characters - a bunch of them are the same as the alts being used in this game. It's written more as a fantasy novel than anything else (definitely not religious at all). One of the best books I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Clegane Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Mastema gets extra points for going first, I assume...Hah, my Wikipedia page is for the Wheel of Time character.Delving deeper, I find I am the accuser, seducer and destroyer. So in order to live up to my name: Asmodeus, J'ACCUSE of being CONFUSED!EDIT: First bit was @Asmodeus (well, I guess the rest of it was too :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Velaryon Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Angels can be human. I don't know why you'd try and push this idea. :rolleyes: Angels are Good. Humans aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Wythers Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 A-Z-A-L-E-LGood start there, so which is it?ETA: I read on a little...Bollocks, at least I'm not Lady Gaga. And I can do THIS!:smug:MWAHAHAHAHAOK, maybe I can't do that, but can YOU, do ?Don't hate the player honey, hate the game. :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Redfort Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 ^I fell for that. :(2. "oh my who?" I think your feathers are showingOn the contrary. Honest to God, just to spite the goddamn big man above, I make it a godforsaken point to break the sixth commandment at any goddamn chance I get, for God's sake.4. We're looking for the ANGELSReally? Only the angels? Are you confessing to being the Wannabe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Clegane Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Good start there, so which is it?ETA: I read on a little...OK, maybe I can't do that, but can YOU, do ?Don't hate the player honey, hate the game. :kiss:Damn you Rick Astley Lady Gaga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Good start there, so which is it?ETA: I read on a little...OK, maybe I can't do that, but can YOU, do ?Don't hate the player honey, hate the game. :kiss: I've managed to go for years using the internet without being rickrolled. Now I can't say that anymore. Fuck You. :tantrum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Tully Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Angels are Good. Humans aren't.Not true. Angels have flaws too.It is wilful denial of that that has brought us to this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Targaryen Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 It is day 1.15 players remain: Asmodeus, Astaroth, Azalel, Baphomet, Beelzebub, Belial, Belphegor, Berith, Lady GaGa, Leviathan, Lucifer, Mammon, Mastema, Mephistopheles, Sammael.8 votes are needed for a conviction or to go to night.2 votes for Lady GaGa (Asmodeus, Sammael)1 vote for Astaroth (Mastema)1 vote for Azalel (Belphegor)1 vote for Baphomet (Mammon)1 vote for Belial (Azalel)1 vote for Mastema (Astaroth)8 players have not voted: Baphomet, Beelzebub, Belial, Berith, Lady GaGa, Leviathan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Targaryen Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 Remember, long, detailed thoughts posts, full of mischievous plans of using your roles or just heavy manipulation, make happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mirror Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Updated:1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1)2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1)3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1), Confuses the third commandment with the sixth (+1)4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1), Maker of tainted posts (+1), Profile envy (-1)5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1), Out of the closet (+1), Rickrolled (-1)7.- Mammon: Incompetent (-1), Ungrateful bastard (+1)8.- Mephistopheles: Failed in the past (-1), Inane (-1)9.- Berith: Quotes Mephistopheles (-1), Twice (-1)10.- Sammael: Nerd (+1), Rickrolled (-1)11.- Belphegor: Lazy ass (-1), Rat (-1)12.- Lady Gaga: Ugh (-1), Player (+1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Corbray Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Note to self:read thread until the end before following innocent looking links. :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mirror Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Updated:1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1)2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1)3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1), Confuses the third commandment with the sixth (+1)4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1), Maker of tainted posts (+1), Profile envy (-1), Rickrolled (-1)5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1), Out of the closet (+1), Rickrolled (-1)7.- Mammon: Incompetent (-1), Ungrateful bastard (+1)8.- Mephistopheles: Failed in the past (-1), Inane (-1)9.- Berith: Quotes Mephistopheles (-1), Twice (-1)10.- Sammael: Nerd (+1), Rickrolled (-1)11.- Belphegor: Lazy ass (-1), Rat (-1)12.- Lady Gaga: Ugh (-1), Player (+1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dayne Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Why is Bathmat spamming the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Updated:1.- Mastema: Depraved (+1)2.- Belial: Cross-dresser (+1), Whiner (-1)3.- Astartoth: Lawyer (+1), Used to beat him on Soulcalibur (-1), Care-bear villain (-1), Confuses the third commandment with the sixth (+1)4.- Azazel: Groveling (-1), Goat lover (+1), Not Lady Ga-ga (+1), Maker of tainted posts (+1), Profile envy (-1), Rickrolled (-1)5.- Beelzebub (a.k.a Bub; a.k.a Ba'al): Bub? (-1) Denzel Washington? (-1) 6.- Asmodeus: Virgin (-1), Not guilty (-1), Likes Lady Gaga (-1), Probably gay (+1), Out of the closet (+1), Rickrolled (-1)7.- Mammon: Incompetent (-1), Ungrateful bastard (+1)8.- Mephistopheles: Failed in the past (-1), Inane (-1)9.- Berith: Quotes Mephistopheles (-1), Twice (-1)10.- Sammael: Nerd (+1), Rickrolled (-1)11.- Belphegor: Lazy ass (-1), Rat (-1)12.- Lady Gaga: Ugh (-1), Player (+1)Explain your list, sir! Are positives a sing of innocence or guilt? Why does your ranking system seem so arbitrary? These questions need answers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Corbray Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Why is Bathmat spamming the thread?Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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