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Volume 16: King Gregling


Gregling declared all men must join the army and bend their knees. Sethis refused Gregling's command, so Gregling Dany'd him, then rebellion stopped. Rebels bowed in obedience. King Gregling gloated triumphantly while celebrating plots and marriage with kittens. Margaery decided war wasn't the solution, then died. Horrible chaos erupted everywhere. Greg tried House Mannister for treason. Loyal servants cried in outrage. Potatoes withered. Later, pizza conspiracists went to insane chefs and aquatic hovels. There, Light-kun interfered brusquely, damaging bastards "Ooga-booga-aba-gaba-daba-haba-llama-shamma-harama!" bloody. King Gregling consulted demons from Valyria. LA burned, Christopher Walken murdered and punched Robin. Robin's farming dildo died. Abimbola rebelled against King Gregling, but Greg fought till Wednesday and then won. After he ate poisoned people, he died... SIKE! Perhaps all the ladies are somewhere, probably having diabetes and roughly heartattacking sexy princes and frogs. Biologically altered NeoFrogPrince2.0 visited the local outhouse to seduce Elvis. Afterwards, Abimbola betrayed Light-kun, "shit." They went to see strippers, which aroused Abimbola. Then morning wood expanded mountainesquely huge honkers ballooning. Then everyone almost decided, then murdered some Parrots, then Gregne kidnapped a helpless puppet. Then *facepalms* everybody knew Gregling was fargled. Then those assholes wouldn't stop fucking. Then they still kept on boning. Then meteors "meteors!" ended. Then angels angeldusted. Then men touched balloons with their toes, while flamingos nearly destroyed them. Gregling built many birdhouses, but fire surprised his kingdom. Elites plotted with Helios regarding the doom. Allegiances were deftly forged between them. When the king broke his army, dogs jumped because prophecy! They barked "potatoes!". This infuriated lords until Abimbola striked at the heart of Gregling's realm, causing lovers to quarrel. Peasants hid rebels until under duress. Dragons form within destroyed climbed time. Soapy heroes washed Gregling's undies badly. Atrocious crimes against bastards became his favorite hobby. Smethem melted Ice into Kool-Aid drinks. Elephants flew choking. The baracudas squealed heinously as Light-kun killed Smethem. Abimbola feared Gregling's power. Greg died. UnGreg invaded whorehouses (but caught king). Ptschor pretentiously returned after declaring the abolishment of slavery. Greg said "Hodor!'' loud, breaking vows on treaties. Dragons danced with Mursha, so Ptschor flailed his Lightbringer at Gregne, who rallied many warriors and prostitutes. Gregling retaliated by killing God. Jethrosalia knitted a chainmail cozy for tea. God rots potatoes. Cannibals danced hungrily in weird golden light. Rituals had a place in Gregling's mediaroom. Abimbola rose to


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Jethrosalia.



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Good ending, if I say so myself.



Volume 16: King Gregling


Gregling declared all men must join the army and bend their knees. Sethis refused Gregling's command, so Gregling Dany'd him, then rebellion stopped. Rebels bowed in obedience. King Gregling gloated triumphantly while celebrating plots and marriage with kittens. Margaery decided war wasn't the solution, then died. Horrible chaos erupted everywhere. Greg tried House Mannister for treason. Loyal servants cried in outrage. Potatoes withered. Later, pizza conspiracists went to insane chefs and aquatic hovels. There, Light-kun interfered brusquely, damaging bastards "Ooga-booga-aba-gaba-daba-haba-llama-shamma-harama!" bloody. King Gregling consulted demons from Valyria. LA burned, Christopher Walken murdered and punched Robin. Robin's farming dildo died. Abimbola rebelled against King Gregling, but Greg fought till Wednesday and then won. After he ate poisoned people, he died... SIKE! Perhaps all the ladies are somewhere, probably having diabetes and roughly heartattacking sexy princes and frogs. Biologically altered NeoFrogPrince2.0 visited the local outhouse to seduce Elvis. Afterwards, Abimbola betrayed Light-kun, "shit." They went to see strippers, which aroused Abimbola. Then morning wood expanded mountainesquely huge honkers ballooning. Then everyone almost decided, then murdered some Parrots, then Gregne kidnapped a helpless puppet. Then *facepalms* everybody knew Gregling was fargled. Then those assholes wouldn't stop fucking. Then they still kept on boning. Then meteors "meteors!" ended. Then angels angeldusted. Then men touched balloons with their toes, while flamingos nearly destroyed them. Gregling built many birdhouses, but fire surprised his kingdom. Elites plotted with Helios regarding the doom. Allegiances were deftly forged between them. When the king broke his army, dogs jumped because prophecy! They barked "potatoes!". This infuriated lords until Abimbola striked at the heart of Gregling's realm, causing lovers to quarrel. Peasants hid rebels until under duress. Dragons form within destroyed climbed time. Soapy heroes washed Gregling's undies badly. Atrocious crimes against bastards became his favorite hobby. Smethem melted Ice into Kool-Aid drinks. Elephants flew choking. The baracudas squealed heinously as Light-kun killed Smethem. Abimbola feared Gregling's power. Greg died. UnGreg invaded whorehouses (but caught king). Ptschor pretentiously returned after declaring the abolishment of slavery. Greg said "Hodor!'' loud, breaking vows on treaties. Dragons danced with Mursha, so Ptschor flailed his Lightbringer at Gregne, who rallied many warriors and prostitutes. Gregling retaliated by killing God. Jethrosalia knitted a chainmail cozy for tea. God rots potatoes. Cannibals danced hungrily in weird golden light. Rituals had a place in Gregling's mediaroom. Abimbola rose to the queenship of Jethrosalia.



I'll start the new thread, see you all there.


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