Knight of Ashes

If Jimmy has three brothers and the first one was named Monday, the second one Tuesday, and the third one Wednesday, what would the fourth brother's name be?

Chicken, on the other hand, will go through any lengths to hide the fact that his RL name is Smelvin Twatwaffle.

To this day, Jez doesn't get what's so funny when some guy calls himself the king of Fuh.

Chicken sincerely believes he'll make a better Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot.

So wondering where Typhoid Mary's still gonna show up ...DD most likely, I guess, at some point.

Jez once kidnapped Kanye West and kept him in her basement where she conducted mind experiments on him for no particular purpose other than boredom. To her credit, she's very aghast at the results.

Joy has seen Chicken naked and has been babbling incoherently ever since.

Enemies

Chicken sleeps with his stash of love letters from Ted Cruz under his pillow.

The Fall of Gondolin which I'm not getting into as much as I did Children of Hurin. Maybe it's 'cause the former has too many Lo(s)! I dunno....

Chicken was once in possession of Trump's pee tape until he sold it to Michael Avenati for $3.50.

Chicken is the lone member of the Boros Blount fan club whom he insists is the greatest literary creation since Captain Ahab.

Chicken likes to walk around town barefoot and in a sackcloth in the desperate hope people will call High Sparrowchicken.

Yeti pubes....yeti pubes....yeti pubes....

Count Balerion dresses up to look like Melania Trump whenever he buys smokes and chips at the local 7Eleven.