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  1. Knight of Ashes

    His Dark Materials Series

    Not too subtle having Mrs. Coulter make her entrance accompanied by music that resembles the Imperial Death March .
  2. I dunno...aliens might intercept his capsule, do experiments on him and send him back as an Abomination type thingie.
  3. CB woke up from a dream where Donald Trump was sitting on his face while poop-tweeting. One would think CB woke up screaming from this nightmare like any sane person would, but he woke up languidly and spent the rest of the day with a smile on his lips.
  4. Knight of Ashes

    Watch, Watched, Watching: Hunting Minds

    Ist ep of Carnival Row.
  5. CB performed plastic surgery on himself and now looks exactly like Rudy Giuliani.
  6. I meant current version of PP is darn close to Miles Morales as he's portrayed.
  7. Looks like Miles Morales is back in the MCU https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2019/film/news/sony-marvel-tom-holland-spider-man-1203351489/amp/
  8. Knight of Ashes

    R,I.P. Thread

    Ric Ocasek https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ric-ocasek-the-cars-dead-family-surgery-885434/amp/
  9. Knight of Ashes

    Most disappointing show cancellations

    Well, I just started Swamp Thing knowing it's been cancelled so I'm disappointed already. ETA Edited cause it wreaked havoc on my tenses.
  10. Whenever JC runs into a long word, he immediately starts using it without bothering to look up its meaning. Like that instance when he accidentally slapped himself hard on the balls , he said through gritted teeth: "How perspicacious of me!"
  11. Not that that would surprise me but apparently Paltrow suffers from memory loss. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-gwyneth-paltrow-forgets-she-was-in-marvel-movies.html/
  12. I'm fairly sure Sersi does (I have some vague memory of her being described as a hedonist which kinda morphed in my mind into her being the madam of a brothel.)
  13. The minute JC heard who the Chosen One was, he went on a thousand mile long journey on foot to meet the long-awaited savior. Finally, at long last:, he came face to face with his messiah and knelt before him and with tears in his eyes and snot in his nose declared "I WORSHIP THEE, YOU CLOWN-FACED, ANAL FUCKSTICK!!!"
  14. Chicken is hoping in vain that I won't make a remark regarding Trump's claim that he (Trump) is the Chosen One.
  15. Someone at Quora suggested that Disney could just buy Sony, ala Alexander's Gordian knot solution.