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  1. Some time in the future, when his grandchildren will ask him to tell the story of how he got the horrible facial disfigurements from a shotgun blast, Count Balerion will tell them of the time when he located the house George RR Martin hid himself away in order to finally finish Winds of Winter. CB had, in a moment of insanity, decided to pay Georgie-boy a midnight visit dressed as Jar-Jar Binks. "I honestly thought it would delight him!" CB would tell the kids.
  2. Five years ago, Count Balerion was so sure that Martin would have finished Winds of Winter by 2016 that he bet both his testicles. 'Nuff said.
  3. Tywin was so devastated by Kendall Jenner's stories of her struggle with acne that this so convinced him of the utter cruelties and injustices of life and consequently was drained of all will to live and thus, hasn't gotten out of bed since. Not even to go to the bathroom.
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    What’s your all time favorite book series?

    Saga of the Pliocene Exiles by Julian May.
  5. Jez Bell is seriously considering changing her screen name to Jizz Balls. When asked why, she replied enigmatically, "Because it's more appropriate. "
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    Should we stop using term graphic novel to describe certian comic books?

    Someone once asked me what a graphic novel was and all I could say was " it's an upjumped comic book".
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    Comics XIII

    I actually missed that part I also liked that the TRINITY was sidelined in favor of J'onn, John Stewart, Flash, and Hawkgirl. It reminded me of Morrison's epicness (particularly that bit of Luthor going to the end of time or whenever) without being reminded of how awesome Batgod is. Eta: And I'm not sure whether that bit where Diana had to give Barry a pep talk had anything to do with the tv show. (Though JL Flash had more valid reasons to be shaken.)
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    Comics XIII

    Just finished Justice League's The Totality volume 1. Any collection that has Batsy saying "I'm inside Clark's body" as merely a very minor highlight has to be very good and it is.
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    Titans -- a DC Universe Series

    Yep. Appeared on Netflix in Canada yesterday.
  10. RB would rather watch Stormy Daniels fold her laundry rather than watch Trump address the nation tonight. Actually, that may not be a lie...I know I would.
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    Watch, Watched, Watching: The Art of the Rewatch edition

    The Incredibles 2.
  12. J,B will lie, cheat, steal, and murder in order to keep the um, risque video of her and Ted Nugent a secret for the rest of eternity.
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    Watch, Watched, Watching: The Art of the Rewatch edition

    Really looking forward to Magicians S4 in the new year. It's one of those adaptations that surpassed the source material despite the clearly limited budget for special effects. Or maybe because of it.
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    Watch, Watched, Watching: The Art of the Rewatch edition

    Labyrinth "The Bog of Eternal Stench" hehehehehehehehehe....
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    Aquaman surely deserves its own spoiler topic, right? Anyone?

    You should hide that spoiler.