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Knight of Ashes

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  1. The minute JC heard who the Chosen One was, he went on a thousand mile long journey on foot to meet the long-awaited savior. Finally, at long last:, he came face to face with his messiah and knelt before him and with tears in his eyes and snot in his nose declared "I WORSHIP THEE, YOU CLOWN-FACED, ANAL FUCKSTICK!!!"
  2. Chicken is hoping in vain that I won't make a remark regarding Trump's claim that he (Trump) is the Chosen One.
  3. Someone at Quora suggested that Disney could just buy Sony, ala Alexander's Gordian knot solution.
  4. The Count made a counter-offer to buy Greenland for $12.54 and Denmark and Greenland agreed. "Better to be owned by the undead than that blithering orangutan!" the Greenlanders said.
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    What are you listening to Ventiquattro - Dont let Life pass you by.

    King Crimson's In the Court of the Crimson King, then I'll follow it up with Green Day's Dookie
  6. At the end of his trial, when Chicken heard he was to be exculpated, Chicken howled and wept like a madman, much to the puzzlement of everyone in the courtroom. All because Chicken went through life thinking "exculpated" means a painful kind of unneccesary circumcision.
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    MCUniverse: Phase Four and Beyond(er) **maybe spoilers**

    Hope they don't discard the cancer element. I guess we're not gonna see a Jane whoop Odin around the solar system. Too bad.
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    MCUniverse: Phase Four and Beyond(er) **maybe spoilers**

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    Watch, Watched, Watching: Midsommar Night Blues

    Rewatching Jessica Jones' Season 1, only 'cause I can. One thing of note is that somewhere in one of the middle episodes, when Simpson, the most annoying character ever , proposed killing Kilgrave, Trish was against it and said that wasn't justice or something like that.
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    Pictionary 45: topic tbd

    "Leaked Chapter" hm? Too bad I can't be a full player 'cause Chicken can guess where I would go with that.
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    Pictionary 45: topic tbd

    I can sub.
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    Spiderman: Far From Home, Near to Spoilers

    Right now, I'm just wondering why he's tingle didn't go off in the first place when he first met Mysterio boy. Oh good, and here I thought I was being megalomaniacal when I thought I was alone in that. Actually, not quite, there were a few posters here that liked the Peter & Gwen part of those films but I shan't name names 'cause I don't wanna embarrass them. Also, I forgot who they were.
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    Spiderman: Far From Home, Near to Spoilers

    Oh my, I might be the only one in the multiverse who wasn't terribly entertained by most anything that went on. I like Zendaya as MJ but there are times when Holland's version of Peter exasperates me and I just wasn't interested in whatever teeny romantic plans he was blathering about (I know they're at the age where they're supposed to do that but I just didn't care that much) And It wouldn't be unreasonable of me to think I was the only one suddenly missing Andrew Garfield's PP and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy's relationship at this point. As for Mysterio, well, I was just waiting for him to reveal his true colors, and then he became less interesting. I did however, like the way the Daredevilly way Peter used his tingle to defeat him. And I'm not a fan of "Spidey being framed" stories 'cause I felt itwas overdone in the early comics. I suppose if J Jonah Jameson is in the picture, he's gonna have something to do with the Scorpion? And is the MCU is subtly hinting about the Fantastic Four with those elementals?
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    DCEU: Suicidal Insanity

    https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-flash-movie-might-have-gained-a-new-director-and-wr-1836051827 Looks like Ezra Miller is getting his way.
  15. CB's idea of a pick-up line is "I can nail jello to the wall."