A True Kaniggit

There goes my plans for tonight. Now I'm sad.

You know what you must do now, right? Try, try, and then try again to reach that state of enlightenment. And then once you do, save the friggin world this time.

We shall never see their like again.

Well she-it. I've met resistance. See what happens people when we don't have a unified plan for the invasion? I end up getting bitch slapped all the way back down to the Antarctic.

Ya'll need to figure this shit out. Because if I end up invading Canada on my own, I'll be royally pissed off. Not saying I can't do it, cause, you know, I'm frigging awesome. But I'll still be irritated. And if I do succeed on my own, I'm keeping all that sweet, delicious healthcare for myself.

For the rest of my life I'll regret I lived in San Antonio when that World Con happened, back before the time I knew what a WorldCon was. Enjoy yourselves people.

Nah. This all seems correct to me. Edit: And to expand just a little bit. Two pairs of jeans. One black and one blue. With 3 shirts of black and 2 each of red and green, all long sleeved. Exciting? No. Does it make getting dressed every day simple? Better believe it does.

I mean really. How could you mix the threads up? It's not like they both mention drinking/drunk. Or that they were both created by a liquored up penguin who has the habit of changing his thread titles. Oh wait.

Everything happens in threes.

Wait. Are we no longer calling it War Plan Crimson?

For Christmas last year someone was kind enough to buy me the Risk: First Edition reproduction. Finally got a couple people together to play it a week ago. Our game had an anticlimactic ending though, when my attack on North America was stopped cold (about turn twelve I think) by 2 armies in Kamchatka. I lost 10 units to their 0. With the extra five from NA (and not having to expend troops retaking the continent) the player was able to take out the other opponent (who was based in Africa), thus receiving their 3 cards. Seeing the writing on the wall, I sued for peace. I kept Australia while they got the rest of the world.

Five colors? I only own 2 pairs of tennis shoes, and they're both black. One is the old pair, and the other is the new pair. When the new pair gets too worn out the old set gets thrown away and the cycle continues as a newer pair is bought. (usually a 3 year turnaround) Jeebus. What am I, a peasant?

Raccoons! I caught 3 of the chicken murdering bastards in the yard last night, trying to break into the trash cans.

Have you watched any gameplay of it? Don't expect it to be anything like Skyrim.

Ned: Knock knock. Catelyn: Who's there? Ned: Winter.