Jump to content

A True Kaniggit

  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

About A True Kaniggit

  • Rank
    Not So Grand Strategist
  • Birthday 02/20/1991

Profile Information

  • Gender
  • Location
    Louisiana, USA
  • Interests
    Penguin Stuff. Like, you know. Fishing. Trying to stay warm. Swimming is fun sometimes I guess. Do penguins drink and gamble?

Recent Profile Visitors

5,089 profile views
  1. There goes my plans for tonight. Now I'm sad.
  2. A True Kaniggit

    The Drunk Thread Got A Contact High, So 'Cheers' the Hell Up

    You know what you must do now, right? Try, try, and then try again to reach that state of enlightenment. And then once you do, save the friggin world this time.
  3. A True Kaniggit

    Stuck in my ways and fine with it!

    We shall never see their like again.
  4. A True Kaniggit

    US politics: No sub rosa Omarosa

    Well she-it. I've met resistance. See what happens people when we don't have a unified plan for the invasion? I end up getting bitch slapped all the way back down to the Antarctic.
  5. A True Kaniggit

    US politics: No sub rosa Omarosa

    Ya'll need to figure this shit out. Because if I end up invading Canada on my own, I'll be royally pissed off. Not saying I can't do it, cause, you know, I'm frigging awesome. But I'll still be irritated. And if I do succeed on my own, I'm keeping all that sweet, delicious healthcare for myself.
  6. A True Kaniggit

    Worldcon San Jose, California: August 16-20, 2018

    For the rest of my life I'll regret I lived in San Antonio when that World Con happened, back before the time I knew what a WorldCon was. Enjoy yourselves people.
  7. A True Kaniggit

    Stuck in my ways and fine with it!

    Nah. This all seems correct to me. Edit: And to expand just a little bit. Two pairs of jeans. One black and one blue. With 3 shirts of black and 2 each of red and green, all long sleeved. Exciting? No. Does it make getting dressed every day simple? Better believe it does.
  8. A True Kaniggit

    Laws That Keep Me From Drinking

    I mean really. How could you mix the threads up? It's not like they both mention drinking/drunk. Or that they were both created by a liquored up penguin who has the habit of changing his thread titles. Oh wait.
  9. A True Kaniggit

    Marvel Cinematic Universe 9: Returning to the Fold

    Everything happens in threes.
  10. A True Kaniggit

    US politics: No sub rosa Omarosa

    Wait. Are we no longer calling it War Plan Crimson?
  11. A True Kaniggit

    Board games!

    For Christmas last year someone was kind enough to buy me the Risk: First Edition reproduction. Finally got a couple people together to play it a week ago. Our game had an anticlimactic ending though, when my attack on North America was stopped cold (about turn twelve I think) by 2 armies in Kamchatka. I lost 10 units to their 0. With the extra five from NA (and not having to expend troops retaking the continent) the player was able to take out the other opponent (who was based in Africa), thus receiving their 3 cards. Seeing the writing on the wall, I sued for peace. I kept Australia while they got the rest of the world.
  12. A True Kaniggit

    Stuck in my ways and fine with it!

    Five colors? I only own 2 pairs of tennis shoes, and they're both black. One is the old pair, and the other is the new pair. When the new pair gets too worn out the old set gets thrown away and the cycle continues as a newer pair is bought. (usually a 3 year turnaround) Jeebus. What am I, a peasant?
  13. A True Kaniggit

    Small things you hate

    Raccoons! I caught 3 of the chicken murdering bastards in the yard last night, trying to break into the trash cans.
  14. Have you watched any gameplay of it? Don't expect it to be anything like Skyrim.
  15. A True Kaniggit

    ASOIAF Jokes

    Ned: Knock knock. Catelyn: Who's there? Ned: Winter.