A True Kaniggit

So you're saying that these Mongols were Hungary?

Woooooo! I took a chance and decided to shave my hair down with whatever charge was left in the clipper. Turns out there was enough. So now I don't look quite as crazy.

Ugh. You know when you're playing a video game and run into a glitch that prevents you from completing a quest? So you look up the glitch on the internet to see if there is a way around it and find that the first mention of it was 1 day after the games release 3 years ago, but it was never fixed. Currently talking about the Castle glitch of Fallout 4. Sigh. Fucking Bethesda.

What? No. Never! In my life I have met exactly three, count 'em, three, Brits. And they have left me with a 95% favorability rating of the people. And now you're trying to lose another half percentage by apologizing for something you have nothing to apologize for? It cannot stand! You were sick, you had just woken up, and it was a long post (perfectly valid reasons). Apologize for nothing!

A likely story. Just admit it. You only enjoy watching Willem Dafoe die while he proclaims that the field goal was good.

You know how some movies are just fun to watch while drunk? Birdman is definitely one of those.

1) Nah. Anyone can answer. This thread title is just a generic placeholder until a better one presents itself. Discussion of hair upkeep without major cutting is perfectly fine. 2) Absolutely no.

See, I'd never be able to pull this off. I think my hair almost reached 2 inches of length at one time. Before I viciously cut it down.

We need something new to discuss. So haircuts. So what do you do? A barber shop? A beauty salon? Do you get the basic trim or go for something special? Personally I have my own electric razor and I shave my head down to a quarter inch every 3 months or so. (Though it is currently waaaaay overdue. I've been babysitting my younger brother's cat and the little bastard chewed my charger in half (the cat, not my brother). I've yet to buy a new one) Figure with what I'd be paying in tips I must be saving myself at least $40 a year. Also I don't have to fake small talk with someone who all I want to do is make my hair presentable as quickly as possible so I can leave. Also any crazy stories that might have happened while getting a haircut.

4 posts in only ten minutes? You're a madman I tell you! A madman!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpMIe8FjEU Prime recruiting material for Suicide Squad.

Oh, to be young again.....

This is the first election that I will actually have to go to the polls. Damn I'm going to miss mail in voting. That's at least one thing Washington State has right. Mail in Voting: It was just nice, you know? You get the ballot in the mail, then you take your sweet time going over every candidate/issue that is on it. Then when you're finished you just sign, drop it in a mailbox, and you're done.

What? The people the Romans conquered?

Was watching Zombieland tonight and decided to look up if a sequel was in the works. Apparently it's coming out next year.

I hope nothing happens to it. I'm finally about to break even on savings with my membership card for the year.