I did say I'd regret my choice between the three but I picked the one that best represented someone dumb and maybe almost illiterate, as I imagined him to be. But it was perhaps too much on the nose.
I probably preferred them in reverse order to how likely they were to score. I liked them in this order:
1. Yes, Victarion fly? Yes, babe will fly? (Extra dumb)
2. Yo voluptuous female, ya boi wants flyers. (Obnoxious in a jersey shore way)
3. You do wifey? Vic arrives. (Simple, to the point ... boring)