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  1. Knight of Ashes

    R,I.P. Thread

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    Watchmen: Nostalgia is a helluva drug. (spoilers)

    I did consider whether Laurie was putting on an act ;however, accepting that would have deprived me of the opportunity to use the word "conversely" for the first time.
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    Watchmen: Nostalgia is a helluva drug. (spoilers)

    Conversely, I'm bothered by Laurie seemingly not to suspect that whatever Judd was into, his wife might be complicit. That bit with the trap door was hilarious though.
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    His Dark Materials Series

    Well, my first thought was "Huh. He looks like a seventies porn star." But I shall try to keep an open mind and adjust. I've a feeling that will be easier for me than putting up with Jeremy Irons' portrayal of Ozymandias.
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    It's that time of the year again - let's decorate our tree!

    Thanks, Felice.
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    It's that time of the year again - let's decorate our tree!

    I don't think I did anything to the size unless the photo editor I used did it automatically. I used PicsArt and then LightX for the flare.
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    It's that time of the year again - let's decorate our tree!

    https://i.imgur.com/cZoYioa.jpg Huh, just found out that unless I have an app, I can't access imgur via my phone anymore. https://imgur.com/cZoYioa
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    His Dark Materials Series

    Not too subtle having Mrs. Coulter make her entrance accompanied by music that resembles the Imperial Death March .
  9. I dunno...aliens might intercept his capsule, do experiments on him and send him back as an Abomination type thingie.
  10. CB woke up from a dream where Donald Trump was sitting on his face while poop-tweeting. One would think CB woke up screaming from this nightmare like any sane person would, but he woke up languidly and spent the rest of the day with a smile on his lips.
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    Watch, Watched, Watching: Hunting Minds

    Ist ep of Carnival Row.
  12. CB performed plastic surgery on himself and now looks exactly like Rudy Giuliani.
  13. I meant current version of PP is darn close to Miles Morales as he's portrayed.
  14. Looks like Miles Morales is back in the MCU https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2019/film/news/sony-marvel-tom-holland-spider-man-1203351489/amp/
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    R,I.P. Thread

    Ric Ocasek https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ric-ocasek-the-cars-dead-family-surgery-885434/amp/
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    Most disappointing show cancellations

    Well, I just started Swamp Thing knowing it's been cancelled so I'm disappointed already. ETA Edited cause it wreaked havoc on my tenses.
  17. Whenever JC runs into a long word, he immediately starts using it without bothering to look up its meaning. Like that instance when he accidentally slapped himself hard on the balls , he said through gritted teeth: "How perspicacious of me!"
  18. Not that that would surprise me but apparently Paltrow suffers from memory loss. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-gwyneth-paltrow-forgets-she-was-in-marvel-movies.html/
  19. I'm fairly sure Sersi does (I have some vague memory of her being described as a hedonist which kinda morphed in my mind into her being the madam of a brothel.)
  20. The minute JC heard who the Chosen One was, he went on a thousand mile long journey on foot to meet the long-awaited savior. Finally, at long last:, he came face to face with his messiah and knelt before him and with tears in his eyes and snot in his nose declared "I WORSHIP THEE, YOU CLOWN-FACED, ANAL FUCKSTICK!!!"
  21. Chicken is hoping in vain that I won't make a remark regarding Trump's claim that he (Trump) is the Chosen One.
  22. Someone at Quora suggested that Disney could just buy Sony, ala Alexander's Gordian knot solution.
  23. The Count made a counter-offer to buy Greenland for $12.54 and Denmark and Greenland agreed. "Better to be owned by the undead than that blithering orangutan!" the Greenlanders said.
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    What are you listening to Ventiquattro - Dont let Life pass you by.

    King Crimson's In the Court of the Crimson King, then I'll follow it up with Green Day's Dookie
  25. At the end of his trial, when Chicken heard he was to be exculpated, Chicken howled and wept like a madman, much to the puzzlement of everyone in the courtroom. All because Chicken went through life thinking "exculpated" means a painful kind of unneccesary circumcision.