It can't be a Con primer thread without the number rules that we try and keep in place. I forget what they are, exactly, but I think I remember the following formula: 17/1/3/1 Translated: Try and get at least 17 minutes of sleep per night, keep a Blood-Alcohol level of 1.0% or below, take 3 handfuls of snacks from Con Suite/parties, and shower at least once a day. (Twice if you shake hands with The Tickler)