Fragon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Patchface is clearly the best. But Moonboy fucked Cersei for all we now so he must be a even greater fool than he seems to appear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Contrarian!No seriously. Patchface is a sin against god. He may be a prophet, but he is not a good fool. Being prophetic is not part of the job description of a fool. Patchface fails at everything a fool is supposed to do and be. I really do not understand why people think Patchface is a good fool. He honestly shames the "office of the fool" by being so devastatingly bad at it. Again, "fool" =/= creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Hmm, yes Patchface is tragic, sad and disturbing with his tattooed face and weird possibly prophetic utterances he makes Tyrion as pig rider look like a comic genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbarebear Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Reek 2.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Patchface ...Darkstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bronn Stokeworth Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It was the weird dwarf woman at High Heart who said Jingle Bell's was the saddest death. Poor Jingle Bell. Was there ever a less funny fool? He's clearly in last place, poor old dude.Patchface will punish those of you heretics who dissent one day with fire and blood...I stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Ok, that does it. According to OED, a "fool" is "One who professionally counterfeits folly for the entertainment of others, a jester, clown."This is a "Foolmoot" not a "Creepmoot" or a "Lamemoot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBloodraven Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Dogheaded RobbYou must be kiddin' right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBloodraven Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 No seriously. Patchface is a sin against god. He may be a prophet, but he is not a good fool. Being prophetic is not part of the job description of a fool. Patchface fails at everything a fool is supposed to do and be. I really do not understand why people think Patchface is a good fool. He honestly shames the "office of the fool" by being so devastatingly bad at it. Again, "fool" =/= creep.When he said "I will lead it" in Jon's last chapter, that was funny and unexpected. Was there a fool who sent a score of men bawling with one quip? Jon must have been wroth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbarebear Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 when they cast patchface. it should be Ron Fuckin Swanson.You must be kiddin' right?he made Walder laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bronn Stokeworth Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Ok, that does it. According to OED, a "fool" is "One who professionally counterfeits folly for the entertainment of others, a jester, clown."This is a "Foolmoot" not a "Creepmoot" or a "Lamemoot"Well, it depends. Patchface is entertaining for us the reader. Thus, he succeeds in a meta way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naathi Prince Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 patchface is occasionally funny as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saryan Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 The thing I admire about Moonboy is how half of King's Landing seems to use him to underscore their point. Fucking him or Lancel or Osmund Kettleblack is only the most well known example of this, but really, pretty much everyone does it!So, I vote for Moonboy. Patchface scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butterbumps! Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Well, it depends. Patchface is entertaining for us the reader. Thus, he succeeds in a meta way.To you maybe, lol. I've never found him even remotely funny. When he's not turning my stomach, he's busy making me feel depressed (and for the record, almost everything makes me laugh- except, of course, for Patchface). btw, I'm hoping all of my anti-Patchface arguments will somehow cancel out his votes in the next tally. The thing I admire about Moonboy is how half of King's Landing seems to use him to underscore their point. Fucking him or Lancel or Osmund Kettleblack is only the most well known example of this, but really, pretty much everyone does it!So, I vote for Moonboy. Patchface scares me.I voted for Moonboy too, and additionally, he's the only fool to date who has had a king name a ship after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Shagwell deserves to at least be on the list. "I'm too droll to die !"Funny, to the last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbarebear Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 On the roast of Stannis Baratheon, with Bob as the roastmaster. With Patchface, Moonboy, Jinglebells, Butterbumps I would say Moon Boy would kill it.Ok this got me thinking.Roast Master: BobRoasters: The comedic guys: Patchface and Moon BoyClose Family/Friends: Renly(which will be probably good) and his Maester(which will fail on this)Random Famous dudes: Oberyn Martell (meh) and Tyrion Lannister (surprisingly bad) and the Blackfish (surprisingly funny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlayedMan Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 My favorite thing about Shagwell was his brutal death.I wouldn't consider getting stabbed to death to be particularly brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Hand Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Moon Boy on the old, fat High Septon:A pios man who worships the seven so fervently that he eats a meal for each of them whenever he sits the table.Moon Boy the fool of fools! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlayedMan Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Put me down for Shagwell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBloodraven Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Cersei in AFFC might be worth considering too. Some times ago, I reread the part where she is with the HS and they visit Osney Kettleblack. The way the HS trapped him after she was playing the grieved mother-in-law on Margaery was golden. "Cersei whirled and ran" always make me chuckle, despite the context. And there's the whole disaster she made of her rule and House Lannister's name in AFFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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