The Imperator Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "The good does not wash the bad nor the bad the good.""I am the rightful king...and your son no less a traitor than my brother here. His day will come as well.""I stopped believing in gods the day I saw the Windproud break up across the bay. Any gods so monstrous as to drown my mother and father would never have my worship, I vowed. In King’s Landing, the High Septon would prattle at me of how all justice and goodness flowed from the Seven, but all I ever saw of either was made by men.""I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."What are your favorite quotes of Stannis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I guess this one is mine:I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Spoiler I guess...Shouldnt this be posted as a spoiler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Visenya Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I have to return some videotapes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TORMUNDSMEMBER10 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 It will be 'please jon mercy mercy dont kill me you BAMF' (dont ask why jon will kill him its just a dream) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Shouldnt this be posted as a spoiler?I'll put a spoiler around it then as it is in the Theon's sample chapter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Imperator Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 It will be 'please jon mercy mercy dont kill me you BAMF' (dont ask why jon will kill him its just a dream)But Jon isn't even a BAMF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dayne's Honor Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "In your bed she's likely to stay that way.":rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "In your bed she's likely to stay that way.":rofl:Haha. I forgot about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dornish Direwolf Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "I never asked for this, no more than I asked to be king. Yet dare I disregard her? We do not choose our destinies. Yet we must ... we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.""Would that all the lords of the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Dragone Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 There are too many to list, but here are a few including from WoW,"Would that all the lords in the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck..."" — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt.""A true king pays his debts.""Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse. Too fat to come to me, yet he comes to Winterfell. Too fat to bend the knee and swear me his sword, yet now he wields that sword for Bolton.""I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?""You are dead men, understand that," the king went on. "Only the manner of your dying remains to be determined.""Ser Stupid, Lord Too-Fat, the Bastard, let them come.""Weddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem""We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King’s Landing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxxwell Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 There are too many to list, but here are a few including from WoW,"Would that all the lords in the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck..."" — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt.""A true king pays his debts.""Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse. Too fat to come to me, yet he comes to Winterfell. Too fat to bend the knee and swear me his sword, yet now he wields that sword for Bolton.""I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?""You are dead men, understand that," the king went on. "Only the manner of your dying remains to be determined.""Ser Stupid, Lord Too-Fat, the Bastard, let them come.""Weddings have become more perilous than battles, it would seem""We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King’s Landing."Oh yes, that chapter was pure awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 “Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkel Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 “Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well."Always loved that one :D You just can't butter up Stannis with phony ass-kissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Imperator Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Always loved that one :D You just can't butter up Stannis with phony ass-kissing.That's what I love about Stannis. He may hate the truth, but he doesn't like it when people keep it from him and give him sweet lies instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Flowers Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I have to return some videotapes.....Hell yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisBamfatheon Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 "I am King. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations, but only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Beyond the Wall Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 What a dull list, I come here looking for some samples of this great humorist but no, just the same dull Stannis quotes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illrede Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 What a dull list, I come here looking for some samples of this great humorist but no, just the same dull Stannis quotes,Your post is admirable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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