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  1. Johnsmith

    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    A snake charmer has her ways, enchanting, certainly not venomous, but who got charmed?
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    I really love how all the Septa look like lady Ollena dressed garb more parody
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    I don't know how you got Baelor's Spet was frivilous, the seven are ruled by the father who forgives us all and we fly up to him away from sin. Excuse me, what about the Stranger and all the rest of the other seven, what do they do. Seven Septons surely one of them could be, bribed, bought and then they could also get rid of Mr High Sparrow. What about trial by combat, like what Tyrion had at the Eeyrie, was gonna have for murdering his father, and trial by truth. No we will just have a trial by the Seven what who are they, and why did they choose him? If you confess my child you will be pardoned and absolved depending upon your crime.
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    She is taller then him, you don't restrain someone where their hands are still free that means holding the wrist. If you are gonna grab the biceps, you would easier grab the neck, shoulders, hips or wrist. During that act We all bruise easy less so upon muscle. If is possible it happened prior of after, but not during it makes no logical sense. Forcing restraint doesn't really happen like that there at that time. Unless of course he grabbed her prior She had no real other bruising anywhere seen at all Let not continue it was bad concept, bad showing, making no real sense. Immediately she continuously taunts him, but had sprung up tormenting Theon earlier. The way he just carried that candle, what?
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    Grow up. Its not gonna happen on the upper arms during sex maybe some other time, prior after. Almost anywhere and everywhere else. but upper arms that works the best how? A yucky gross point but a lack of concept shown.
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    Use your imagination please stop and think how that is possible in any sexual postioning? Why is he grabbing her biceps over a half nelson. If upon grabbing her biceps why not her neck why did she not have facial brusing it is impossible. A she is taller then him, so that means extended reach what postion had we seen, and you wouldn't logically hold her there to restrain. In any real postioning, maybe missionary, but then you would probably grab the neck, still hold the wrist behind the head.. The concept was absurd followed by her taunting and taunting, why hasn't Brienne been discovered?
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    If sceens like Allistar Thorne having a sun tan in snow win a 9 I would hate to see what parody wins a 10. Emila what. If when she is in bed having sex, topless for all the film crew to ascertain her assets, had she done even a partial nude sceen we would not have such wanton nudity throughout this series. Tommen was a pathetic spoilt child, not a king, those crocodile tears were ridiculously absurd. His lips matched Cersei the same gloss Tyene's tits what, umm necessary. Why is she jailed in pathetic common cell across from whom she hates, yet she undresses just for him giving the only antidote in the world. Rape means sex later? In Castle Black with a sworn brother Sam and Gilly, Jon also leaves his wolf at the watch when he is going Spec'ops The fighting pits wouldn't she order Jorah dead not send him away where? Baelor didn't build his Spet trials aren't conduct by combat or truth. No they have seven judges that pardon confessions so people can fly into the arms of the father not the stranger or anyone of the other seven. The cells have want of even a bucket. The episode was absolutely dreadful in total contradiction throughout.
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    [Poll] How would you rate episode 507?

    1 out of 10 Stannis Davos Mel scene Seriously what a load of phoo'ey Broken empowered airbrushed on the top of her arms impossible when a man holds hips or restrains the wrists, has suddenly jump out of bed bolting the door theon your not a reek save me. Dunnananana bat signal, later taunts and taunts with words and actions Ramsey to his face ugh do no kiss meh. So he flays the granny because reek told, then all of sudden wahaaaaa. Aemon just die already spare us just spare us. Alistar has a sun tan in the snow, Chekov is still nodding. Jon goes off to get the wildlings, appearently it is a really bad idea Mel wants to kill Shireen because no Breeches oops leeches, and Davos don't like the cold Gilly has an attempted rape she fight back but Sam get beaten, than wiat for it Jon direwolf appears and Sam and Gilly have sex In Dorne, Bronn has been posioned, appearently enhanced by tits wins an antidote, Mycella has been learning from Sansa I don't want to go home, I'm in love Dany has sex with Daario she is topless in bed but refuses to show her tits, if that was acting well I be damned In Meereen, Jorah and Tyrion get sold to the fighting piss, Funny Dany arrives with like zero gaurds. These guys are just randomly partnered and told to fight, and Jorah who wasn't told fight goes and fight he doesn't kill but knocks out everybody who just lets him. Tyrion because he is a dwarf cannot escape like a cartoon come on chain break just break already, somehow this big fatso who we haven't seen rapes oops breaks his chain so he can run into the pits. Jorah has removed his helm so Dany can see him, just kill him, No exile him but I brought you a dwarf instead Ollena threatens a High Sparrow they exchange dominant banter with each other, learns she must put her thorns somewhere else. So she goes to a brothel and meets LF Tommen stupid tears was like the most pathetic acting I have ever sceen did he have lipstick, please mommy help meh wahaa I loves her I really loves. Cersei come I give hug, hug you. I'll burn cities klill people for you, but let me go and taunt Margaery. Cersei learn that nobody built Baelor sept because he was a frivilous Targaryen, out steps Lancel who has learned to fly escaping sin. Trials aren't concduct by combat or faith, or the laws of the seven kingdoms. They are rue by seven septons where if you confess you get pardon provding your sin wasn't so evil
  9. Best to Worse, or Worse to Best. Makes sense from a graphical standpoint. Trying swapping it around finding a marginal increase always towards the top of the scale
  10. Maybe the funny thing about why they have a voted a 1, is because it starts at the top of the page. Psychologically, unblanaced I personally couldn't find a memorable sceen in this episode at all Pickled heads, how are they faceless? Water gardens of a farmers feild? A gay squire that is just comical? Magcial Dwarf cock, take the Dwarf to milk his cock? Am not gonna say nothing about wedding it has been said..
  11. Hey I voted 1/10 because the episode stunk I am not moving to sadistic darkaged missouri where hypocritical dictators do not understand the conceptual meanings of the terms they righteously spue. Claire McCaskill would probably ship me off to boarding school dropping my breeches and give me a bakers dozen. Momma ive been raped
  12. She is a f'ing hypocrite funny how in her constituency Missouri she allows corporal punishment of minors.
  13. Shouldn't the sceen have showed her refusing to undress, not attempting to undress, followed by him hitting, tearing her dress, following with her protests, proceeding with what had been shown. Rather than what had been shown in this oncreen episode version of submiissive, domiant fetishism. Cause and effect. Than an actual case could be made into whatever other absurdity has been prompted from want of a proper definition shown. What we had here is a piss poor sceen executed with no reasonable justification, awful, contradictory build up. We can only judge the information shown. Later they might build a case into what was lacking here.
  14. If man forgets to buy a sewing machine on the wedding night, mankind would cease
  15. So that means what? What does that mean? Disney snow, and fairylights, I do similing I do, but oh how maleficent? Makes more pyschobabble. Had Roose envoked the Lord of the manor we would not be having this discussion, had he hit her we would not be having this discussion. Comically impossible to take off those damn wedding dresses mind the 2-10k sticthing oops it was rental, waahaa, no gifted sewing machine? WTF. i suppose because he was there did it make all the difference?
  16. She had an attempted rape in season 2, in the riot where the hound saved her, which was forcibly resisted. There was a difference a big difference At this point I haven't got the foggiest what you are talking about.
  17. What a load of phooey. What happened. Please check your dictionary. What we saw on screen was farce a complete murmuring farce. Who has it promoted here. All these idiots saying something it wasn't are only further hyping it. Because the next set of idiots will only buy into it now, having to see what all the bullshit is about I'll tell you what happend nothing. That wouldn't have in medieval lore, it cannot be considered as a term that was consented with, contained prior knowledge of, discussed beforehand, submitted and accepted. Where was the resistance, if he had felt like such a shining knight why did he stand there crying, why wasn't she screaming, fighting, why had she start undressing with him the room knowing full well what would happen. Nothing happened.
  18. Okay in really clear English. They would have cut off the Dwarf's head and his cock proving where the cock had come from. He would have ordered his armed men to test Jorah's fighting prowess, not listen to bullshit from every slave captured How far can a dwarf walk in day Why when they are upon elevation looking out across a bay from a cliff can they not also be aware of their surroundings, these slavers were on foot. Why was there no other slaves, why was that ship in the middle of nowhere. The only population nearby were stonemen within walking distance.
  19. They had captured nobody else. They had no other slaves. Curiously what was going on in that sceen. They were on a mountain, cliff the setting was piss poor. Anybody should have noticed upon elevation the slavers as they arrived on foot. Curiously how far can a dwarf waddle in a day? The points that Tyrion raised were equally as dumb. How would any buyer know what a merchant is selling, is it a case of try before you buy. Not all sales are conducted that way, or no merchant would sell anything. Unless it is that type of sushi bar upon selecting your live fish. Yes Ill take that dwarf quick hand me the cleaver. WTF. Bring the Dwarf's head both of them Agreed slaves are worth nothing, but you are gonna find that slavers will validate any supposed claims before going out of their way.
  20. The snakes second only to cock magic. A slaver ship raiding, slaving the indegenous population of stonemen. Looking for magical dwarf cock to shaft in the salt mines. Do they crystalise it, pehaps grinding it into a shaker first? Hey see that galley over there quick hide, no help, they are ashore upon us just like that. Although more coincidnece timed perfectly for that free taxi. Slavers are so dumb they will listen to whatever is said even smiling and joking.
  21. Did you see their faces watch as Bronns mouth gaping open, gawking, watch as he does a tipe rope arms flailling. Jamies mouth didn't close throughout the fight, meanwhile the snakes are female tennis players why are they grunting and moaning about. Then Tyene hisses as she is captured. It was f'ing stupid The whole setting was a joke. The place is like the hanging gardens of babylon, VIP only. It is not a city for people to wander in and out of unguarded. Open to the outside here have a wander through these royal gardens please get your free ticket first. The same gardens out fo Kingslanding. However they shoud have contained the nobility of Dorne's children a paradise protected by Doran himself. Guarded by his praetorian led By Areo Hotah. Nobody is gonna come riding in there, nobody is gonna start a fight in royal grounds without a war first. If Mycella recognised Jamie in disguise so would have any guards on the gate. Definitely not some dingy grassland villa that is the middle of a famer's field. Than the soldiers who weren't guarding nothing finally show up when their prince could be dead. Timed coincidentally with another group of misadventurers. Bullshit
  22. So I can come on hear and scream how f'ing shit it is, I was fastfowarding it although I felt some how I needed to watch this episode. It actually had me laughing throughout. It was like watching Sinbad, Atlantis, Hercules or Merlin. Because there are child actors that is the represented demographic for this show. Quick put in some tits just to bump that rating up. Somebody should sue for this shit. What am paying for this shit for, I have on demand a TV license and almost every other subscribed sky channel. This shit was worse then Fortitude, HBO pulled the plug on that. It is f'ing disney with tits. There was nothing in this episode nothing at all, zero, nadda, zilch, nothing every sceen was ridiculously absurd
  23. Attention to detail focused entirely on lack of actual roads, in Dorne or in Highgraden. No cobbles no scree just MUD. How would anybody travel anywhere? What are Slavers landing in the middle of nowhere for? A cock merchant seriously? However if he was the best knight in all the seven kingdoms, what is he doing here, further why wouldn't a slaver try out his ability considering how worthless life is. I beliefs you here let me taxi you and quickly Why in Dornish a swordfight does everybody have their mouths open, it was like a tennis match grunts and hisses stupid banter, watch at how absolutely utterly stupid they looked. What was up with the dancing showhorse jamie was riding in on? Why is a boy whore believed over a honorable high standing house. A boy whore whose evidence was of a birthmark, however upon testimony he was a squire. Meaning this squire would have drawn baths, changed clothing, helped clothed and armour, mended wounds seen his master naked many times in this medieval world. Becasue of this farce that was enough to convict the queen of perjury through circumstantial placing her in a room where she might have also witnessed a squire with his lord. Littlefinger arrives in kingslanding with what were they beside him on foot? They didn't look like anything that resembled a kinght. However he is Lord protector of the East, why would he want to be Warden of the North, not the East? How did he know about the Boltons? He know everything spies everywhere Braavos she knew what line to use, we had heard it last episode who she was suppose to be, so what was the spanky for, how did that help her training because that is how they train servitude? I am not gonna comment on Winterfells, idoticness again appearently there are far to many underaged watchers here blinded by shit. Almost every single background was severly lacking things like fairylights in Winterfell. The acting was absurd, look at most of the expressionsal dialogue used and these people actually get paid? 0 out of 10 absolutely any clown could have pulled this off
  24. What are you talking about? What does a GOT wedding ceremony consist of please tell me again, tasteful? What was different? It was made for teens, because billion dollar acts paid to prefrom have problems finding any balance into what they are paid to do. That sceen wasn't assault, because it was consensual, it wasn't rape because she had even agreed to even take her clothes off. BOO F'ING WHO. Talk to any underprivilaged 12-14 year olds today and the horror stories they will tell you about their first times would bring real tears to your eyes. What is happening in Paraguay today what a shitty world. No I don't expect some of those occurances to translate to my screen but the last thing I expect is over hyped nonsensical drivel that amounts to total bullshit However this is 18 entertainment not another teen movie following the gossip mags promoting clowns.
  25. The Braavos sceens what? She youthinates a teen, she is in the club. We see some hanky spanky that must make the awesomest CGI feces? Where was the line I am nobody?
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