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  1. Lol. And really, it is amazing that after 2.5 years people can still put their head in the sand about R+L=J
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    A New Fellowship

    denial is more than just a river in egypt
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    Jon Snow's death

    lol
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    A New Fellowship

    I would never ruin the central plot mystery of the serios for you
  5. Dorian Martell's son

    A New Fellowship

    This is reaching. exactly Actual lol. I mean, wow. Like holy shit did you read the books wow.
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    Jon Snow's death

    He ran south and was captured. He wasn't sent south. Read the books
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    Jon Snow's death

    Who says he is dead What other Oathbreaker was sent to winterfell to be beheaded by the Warden of the North? This was part of it. you should read the books again. it is all there
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    Jon Snow's Real Name

    He will accept that his mother and father are Lyanna and Rhaegar, But his dad has always been and always be Ned
  9. Dorian Martell's son

    Jon Snow's Real Name

    His real name is Jon. He was named by his father. That is the only real name he has ever had
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    R+L=J v.165

    It was confirmed just over two and a half years ago, but forum rules make it so we are not allowed to speak of it here
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    Jaime and Tyrion's future reunion

    They will meet. It will be awkward. Neither will kill each other.
  12. "Oh hey, I'm sorry, Nobody celebrates christmas on this planet. I guess I'll be moving on"
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    What was wrong with Maegor’s private’s?

    GRRM is selective about how he applies inbreeding in the story
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    Does Asoiaf Have a True Protagonist? *SPOILERS*

    Tyrion, Jon, Dany, Arya and Sansa, Bran and Ned are the protagonists
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    R+L=J v.165

    I just wanted to point out that this thread about Rhaegar and Lyanna being Jon's biological parents is over a year old. That has some kind of record
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    What is worse?

    I'm here to help
  17. Dorian Martell's son

    What is worse?

    -= People would be angry ast optimus prime initially, but when they realize who had stockpiled energon cubes, the zentradi would eventually come around and see who megatron really is
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    The thing that makes it work is magic. It is a fantasy series after all, and my point wasn't that there were no effects of inbreeding, but that it is treated in a very fantastic way. It is a fantastic as Ice demons, fire mages, shadow assassins, not elves and families with an 8000 year history
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    I had not heard that one. Usually he is Dorkstar's dad Not really. The genetics realism in the novels is about as realistic as Dragons, Ice demons, Not Elves, furry giants that speak and people seeing the future in bonfires. A couple generations of brother sister inbreeding and you get major deformities, even just starting with Aegon and Rhaenys, Alysanne's kids would be too deformed to reproduce, but some are healthy and grow into perfectly normal adults
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    How is that possible? This is a fantasy novel, not a story about genetics you lost me there. Again, this is a fantasy novel. Sibling inbreeding shows effects immediately and a couple generations of it lead to major deformities.
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    You are confusing show and book. Drogo was very tender in the book and loved her dearly. Also, Illyrio didn't know her for more than half a year. She was always a pawn, as was her abusive brother. And you spoke to the author about this? If a child was raised in his presence for 4 years, despite having caretakers, as any wealthy person in the books has, he would still see and spend time with the child. His affection proves that, fake or no. Rhaegar has one eye color, Elia had a different color. It makes sense that the kid would have a third color. Bittersteel has been dead for nearly 100 years. And the whole company doesn't need to know, especially the lower ranks. Only the leadership needs to know, and they obviously did. Now, the contracts written in blood, that is easily mistook for being an indication of a blackfyre mission, but it is also an indication of the importance of going home. In Essos they are foreigners fighting for coin. In westeros they are looking to return to their ancestral seats. Their bloodright if you will. and since the last man to carry the blackfyre name died some 4 decades ago, well, barristan and the mad king were both young men. Viserys and Dany didn't need support for almost half a decade. They had the last of the royal wealth and Ser Darry caring for them under the protection of the sealord of Bravos, and after they ran, fatty did put them up and take care of them. But by that time they were almost adults and therefore useable as pawns. Now, fatty gave viserys every chance to live like a king with no responsibility but instead he had to go ride with his sister because he was crazy and obviously not fit to be a king. JuanCon was in love with Rhaegar and therefore had his image burned in his brain. A baby that was valyrian but not a targ would eventually stop looking like a family member. But (f)Aegon does not stir any doubts in his protector. Now, a central plot point in the books is family appearances. While Robb, Sansa and Rickon look tulley like their mom, Arya and Jon look like their dad, with the Stark "look' JonCon had plenty to live for. He is a strong man who had the skills, drive and was willing to change his life again to help the heir of his friend. Doran on the other hand was perceived as weak. He had a tenuous grip on Dorne. His brother, who was responsible for the tenuous grip was running around trying to stir up a futile war. HIs son was a hostage for a bannerman of questionable loyalty. JoCon had less, and therefore could do more. It if varys would have ran to Doran, word would have gotten to Bob, and there would be war, Doran told his daughter that the 50,000 spears is a major exaggeration. A bluff. So that is why varys did not send (f)Aegon to dorne
  22. Wow. Yes I disagree. I have always thought the bittersweet ending is Bran being stuck in a tree for the rest of his days being able to watch from afar everyone and everything he has ever loved have families, love, lose, fight, grow old and eventually die while never seeing them again in person. If he was to sacrifice himself, the first passage makes sense. Also, why viserion? Totes agree. I can see a new order ruled from Harrenhal or the continent breaking up into different kingdoms again. I could see this, even though I can't see bran as a "head" of the dragon. The Tale Of Custard The Dragon - Poem by Ogden Nash Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled till she shook the house, And Blink said Week! , which is giggling for a mouse, Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age, When Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound, And Mustard growled, and they all looked around. Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda. Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right, And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright, His beard was black, one leg was wood; It was clear that the pirate meant no good. Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help! But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp, Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household, And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed. But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine, Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon, With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm. The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon, And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon, He fired two bullets but they didn't hit, And Custard gobbled him, every bit. Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him, No one mourned for his pirate victim Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate Around the dragon that ate the pyrate. But presently up spoke little dog Mustard, I'd been twice as brave if I hadn't been flustered. And up spoke Ink and up spoke Blink, We'd have been three times as brave, we think, And Custard said, I quite agree That everybody is braver than me. Belinda still lives in her little white house, With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse, And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon, And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs, Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.
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    The iron bank will go bankrupt

    THe IB is quite rich and powerful with a diverse investment portfolio. They are not going anywhere
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    Dany was a meek girl fatty had known for 6 months. Viserys was a spiteful, entitled piece of crap with no value but his last name. To quote No-Junk McGee: "Aegon has been shaped for rule before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them" 4 years is enough to see a baby grow into a small person. I am sure he saw him occasionally over the years as almost any grandparent would Lots of targs have different colored eyes. Especially with an inbred dad and a dornish mom. The GC breaking a contract would seem strange, but (f)Aegon is their ticket home. They have also been planning this for 15 years or more. And remember, the last blackfyre died 40 years ago, or 25 years before Aegon was born. They may have been founded to support the bastardfyres, but after a couple of decades without that mission, fighting and going home is all they would have. As for Illyrio and Varys, Fatty is loyal to his junkless friend that made him one of the richest men on the continent. He has the resources to buy off khalisars and triarchs. supporting a kid and a few adults for 15 years is nothing. Varys is also loyal. When varys worked for Aerys he worked diligently for him, and when he died, Varys worked diligently to put his heir on the IT. Again, those aren't strange facts, they are just seized upon by the BF theory supporters. Wrong again. (f)Aegon is being raised by a man who was in love with his father. Not to get too crude but JonCon probably had memorized every inch of Rhaegar and thought about him lots when engaging in self pleasure. What you are talking about is called confirmation bias. People who want him to be fake see it in everything.
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    Fake Aegon, Real Aegon, and Quentyn Martell

    I fixed it for you, removed the assumptions and weasel words and put it realistically. The answer to affection is simple. (f)Aegon spent his earliest years at Fatty's manse. Fatty McFatterton has always wanted to be a family man, but his true love was killed by disease and he never found love again. So, here was a child, and he, over the course of years developed great affection for the child, like that of a parent. He was not able to train the child martially, or in the ways of the 7, so that had to be given to JonCon. Now, some folks cannot see a reason to support someone for two decades other than fatty being Daemon's heir. That is reasonable, but proof is not there in any way. Only assumptions and interpretations. There are questions. But not support. That is the whole point of a mystery. Who is this boy who claims to be royalty and the children of the mad king's firstborn. Yes they are, but the description that george gave us was intentionally vague. Vague enough that it could be a whole host of different things. It is only the readers with they presuppositions that lack the perspective to see more than one.
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