yomi Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Excellent! I'm happy to report that the first crop of beets is coming along beautifully. Lord Laezey has been kind of a pain though. He seems to view me as some kind of upstart now. Well, that's his own fault, isn't it? If our high lords do not do their jobs, what shall we do but accept the help of lesser ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 We are slightly bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 What entertainment does our gracious queen require? Shall we send for a fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 We'd be interested in a list of the participants of Lord KingJoffrey'sRevenge's tourney, but until such a list is created, distraction offered by a fool will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Great! Now all we need is a fool. Calling all fools! Position open at the court of Her Majesty, Yomi I, Queen of the Andals and the First Men...etc.Amuse her grace and become First Fool in the Land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Awesome, awesome, you're really taking care of all our needs, Lady Blizzardborn, looking after our smallfolk, organizing beets for our dinner table and even working to get us a fool. We are very pleased by your service! Kneel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 *kneeling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Do you swear to get any children I might start to consider to burn out of my reach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 *solemnly* I so swear, my liege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Great! Rise as Hand of the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Great! Rise as Hand of the Queen! Hand?! :eek: :o :D Awesome! Where's the happy dance emoticon? I'm so honored! :crying: It's a true privilege to serve as the first female Hand in history, and for the best queen that Forumos has ever had. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You deserve it. We couldn't imagine a better Hand than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You deserve it. We couldn't imagine a better Hand than you. :blushing: :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 All hail Lady Blizzardborn, Hand of the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Oh, Lord KingJoffrey'sRevenge! We are pleased to see you. Do you have any news about your tourney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Indeed we are most anxious for news of the tourney Lord KingJoffrey'sRevenge. What service does our gracious queen require this fine day in Forumos? Is there some wrong I can right? Some justice I can dispense? Some paperwork I can file? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Um... maybe rules for the tourney? Ah, no, it's Lord KingJoffrey'sRevenge's tourney, so we should leave that for him. Well, We guess you could prepare some magnificent certificates of victory as additional award for the winners, which We can later sign and seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 KingI seen in my fools to entertain at the tourney , They are also well read and skill at improvisation . My smallfolks love them. While it cold in the north, the giant here are not like you read in the books. I met Stannis' family and call his wife a crazy snob when she belittle the smallfolks. His daughter and her fool were nicer than her. My smallfolk actually like her. We have a disfigured maester that the smallfolks love that survive greyscale as a kid. unlike most lords, I allow smallfolks to get an education, any of my knight abuse their power and I found about it will be send to the wall. We at the north can handle a wildling problem, but we need help with an undead problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Um, We are queen. You will send fools to the tourney to everyone's enterainment? That's great, We approve of that. What was the part about giants? Will there be a giant fool? Now, that would be an amazing novelity, but We are not sure whether he wouldn't frighten the smallfolk. They are not used to giants after all, and even one in motley might still scare them. So maybe it's better if this giant fool stays in the north for now. If Our time allows it, We might journey to the North and see him for Ourself, though. Please refrain from calling a noble lady a crazy snob. It might be true, but its still an insult and bad manners, which We don't like at Our court. We approve of smallfolk getting some education - not to much, that might distract them from their work, but a bit education is certainly even a good thing for a peasant. Could you please inform Us about the details of this undead problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The giants just leave the smallfolks alone. There all no giant fools. Brus Buckler defused the situation by saying to Selyse that she misheard me and she believe him. He was even talking to the princess, he not like the other queen's men. The undead are reanimated human and while fire does destroy them, their numbers are rising. By education the smallfolks, they will come up with things like weapon, general goods, and toys. The stuff that they come up with does create jobs. Our main coin maker is our market. We use the Ice and then some milk to create this tasty dessert. We plan on shipping all through the north since the north is cold. We also make this thing called custard.Smallfolks love the dessert to. We do have some good fish and chips. We make beef patty with some of our cows served it with vegetables and cheese in bread.He geld those who committed rape regardless of class. While I do play taxes to the king, I only tax smallfolks once a year. I tax them a small amount because they need a lot of the coins to support the family.We have inns and brothels. The owner of both of them is a women named Roxanne. We have unsullied as bouncers to protect the workers at the brothel from customers who would mistreat them. The workers get an education and start in their 20's and can leave their job at the brothel when they want. We also have freedom of religion as long as no one is sacrificing people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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