raegal_targaryen Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 A stark and a lannister enters a bar with a targaryen . but while standing outside and look at the sign a Mockingbird A beautiful place says the targaryen, good drinks says the starks and the lannister says good women. what happens to the three :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowcrown Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Benjen Stark, Daario Naharis and Coldhands walk into a bar. He orders a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Broke Howard Hughes Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 The Stark eats and drinks for free with only a promise to return to pay at a later date. A Stark's word is always good.The Lannister pays cash and tips well. He gets the best whore, the best room and enjoys himself as only a Lannister could.The Targaryn tries and fails to set the place on fire after accusing the owner of plotting against him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Bran walks into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerd Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 The targeryan burns the stark , a little after the lannister stabs the targeryan in the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdoggy Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Little finger kicks their asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoboe Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Little finger kicks their asses Why would he kick their donkeys?? Why would they have ridden donkeys in the first place?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjen of the Kingsguard Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Melisandre, the High Septon and Aeron Greyjoy walk into a bar. Aeron orders a glass of salt water and tries to drown the bartender in it. The High Septon orders a glass of wine and scolds the bartender for being a sinner. Melisandre orders a flaming shot and later proclaims the bartender Azor Azai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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