Leave it to your goat Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Full disclaimer: These are stupid jokes. They are far more likely to elicit groans than laughter. You've been warned. Anyway... 1. Why didn't Tommen's cat have any kittens? Answer:A Lannister always spays his pets. 2. Where did Tyrion put his paddle when he finished rowing across the river? Answer:Wherever oars go. 3. Why didn't Melisandre believe Benjen when his corpse was reanimated by the Others? Answer:The wight is Stark, and full of errors! 4. What did the Braavosi say to the wildling princess when instructing her to prepare additional ghosts for battle? Answer:Val, arm more ghouls. 5. How did Daenerys respond when she was asked how she intended to hide among the Summer Islanders? Answer:If I look black, I am lost. Okay, I'm done. Somebody needs to forward this to my boss and show him exactly what gets accomplished when he makes me come into the office on a Saturday during college football season. If you're stuck at work and have any stupid, pun-filled Dad-jokes that are ASOIAF-related, please post them below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Those are actually quite good for what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Those are mostly awesome. I recommend changing part of the answer to 3: make it "ghoulies" so that the syllable count is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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