King Tyrion I Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Kill Walder FreyMarry Tywin Lannister (wtf?!)F*ck Ramsay BoltonRandom:Brienne of TarthVargo HoatMaester Luwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Brienne will be a maid no longer...Marry LuwinAthathinate Vargo, thorryYes it's true. This man has no dickVarysTheon GreyjoyGrey Worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 well, its only kinda implied Ramsay mightve castrated Theon, but they never said for sure... .anywayKill Varys (was contemplating marriage, but he's too treacherous to be trusted)Fuck Theon (I swear im straight. I just have to go with the prettyboy for lack of choice.)Marry Grey WormThey fucked Cersei:LancelOsmund KettlebackMoonboy (For all I know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivergirl Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Fuck Lancel, because he looks like Jaime but is too pious for meto marry.Marry Moon Boy, because at least he's funny.Kill Osmund Kettleback... i don't like his goatee.Soulless* EditionSansaYgritteMelisandre*For any stans, that wasn't a dig at Sansa- i love her! I was referring to them being gingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alester Florent Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Fuck Lancel, because he looks like Jaime but is too pious for meto marry.Marry Moon Boy, because at least he's funny.Kill Osmund Kettleback... i don't like his goatee.Soulless* EditionSansaYgritteMelisandre*For any stans, that wasn't a dig at Sansa- i love her! I was referring to them being gingers.Nothing wrong with gingers.F: YgritteM: SansaK: Melisandre.Piece of cake.Follically challenged editionThe ShavepateTywin LannisterSyrio Forel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 *For any stans, that wasn't a dig at Sansa- i love her! I was referring to them being gingers.South Park fan, eh? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozeldatkm Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 @Adelstein: Syrio is follically challenged only if you base it on the books. In the show, he's got a pretty healthy mop! lol. My first thought woulda been Ilyn, but that'd probably be an instant Kill for most people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerLaughingStorm Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Follically challenged editionThe ShavepateTywin LannisterSyrio ForelMarry Tywin. He has power. And gold!Fuck Syrio. I mean he's good with a sword...:dunno:Kill the Shavepate. He's one of the ones we're not supposed to trust, right?RandomDallaBrown Ben PlummAreo Hotah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Fuck Areo, since he's already married to his axe.Kill Ben Plumm.Marry Dalla then.Tywin's Younger BrothersKevanTygettGerion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivergirl Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Fuck Kevan,Marry Gerion (i'd have to give him an heir anyway, right?)Kill TygettWildling Women EditionOshaYgritteGilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 F*ck Osha.Marry Ygritte.Kill Gilly.Random:Hot PieEdmure TullyDoran Martell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Fuck Edmure- redhead :drool:Marry Doran- I'd be a legit princess and get to chill at the water gardensKill Hot pie- sorry little buddyBastard EditionCotter PykeGendryAurane Waters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Marry Gendry, because he's awesome.Fuck Aurane Waters, the Rhaegar copy can't be too bad.Kill Cotter by elimination.Bromance Threesome Edition!The Ned/RobertStannis/DavosTyrion/Bronn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Ehm.F*ck Robert/Ned.Kill Stannis/Davos (so sad... I like Davos).Marry Tyrion/Bronn. (Gosh)Random again:Brienne of TarthCerseiThe Queen of Thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 marry Queen of thornskill Cerceifuck Briennegirls gone wild editionTaenaGatehouse AmyRanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime's Wench Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 snipI forgot to press refresh... sorry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Marry Edmure.F*ck Jaime.Kill Tywin. (<lol>)Random:The NedWalder FreyJorah Mormont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys is my queen Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Marry Edmure.F*ck Jaime.Kill Tywin. (<lol>)Random:The NedWalder FreyJorah MormontF: NedM: JorahK: WalderPeople I'd marry edition:Jon SnowTyrion LannisterSamwell Tarly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugor Stone Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Sleep with the Imp? Nahhh call me Sansa, I'll just marry his dwarfish assKill Jon? Why would I do that when he gives the best mop on the northern side of the Wall? Yo, I'll fuck the shit outta that bastard!I could kill Sam... right? How hard would it be? Just, gotta, uh, roll him over, like this :rofl:The House of Black And White, apprentice, edition1. Princess Myrcella Baratheon2. Ser Robet Strong3. King Robb Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 *takes notes*"Gives good mop...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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