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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


King Euron Swagjoy

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funny guys edition

Moonboy

Patchface

Tyrion

Fuck the moonboy! I mean if Cersei can, so can I!

Marry tyrion, obviously!

Kill patchface!

Family Affaires

Robert/Stannis/Renly

Cersei/Jamie/Tyrion

Catelyn/Lysa/Edmure

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Fuck the moonboy! I mean if Cersei can, so can I!

Marry tyrion, obviously!

Kill patchface!

Family Affaires

Robert/Stannis/Renly

Cersei/Jamie/Tyrion

Catelyn/Lysa/Edmure

Yay! :)

M:R/S/R

K:C/L/E (by elimination)

F:C/J/T (Jaime :drool: is worth some sacrifice)

Like father like son edition

Roose/Ramsay

Ned/Rob

Tywin/Jaime

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EWww...

Stoneheart - kill - rotting corpses not for marrying or f'ing

Old nan - marry - excellent domestic skills

Cercie - fuck - elimination, also not as dangerous as marrying her

Frey special

Ser Ryman

Lord Emmon

Walder Rivers

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EWww...

Stoneheart - kill - rotting corpses not for marrying or f'ing

Old nan - marry - excellent domestic skills

Cercie - fuck - elimination, also not as dangerous as marrying her

Frey special

Ser Ryman

Lord Emmon

Walder Rivers

F: Ryman

M: Emmon

K: Walder

.......

or ya know I could just kill them all.

Faceless (wo)men edition:

Jaqen

The Kindly Man

The Waif

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F:

and now, the stark girls edition:

lyanna

sansa

arya

Marry Sansa! I'd treat her really well!

Tbh i have no idea what i'd do with lyanna. I really don't wanna kill either of them. But since lyanna is already dead and we know not about i'd kill her of dan do arya (When she's older lol)

The watery!

Damphair

Reek/theon

Victarion

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Marry Sansa! I'd treat her really well!

Tbh i have no idea what i'd do with lyanna. I really don't wanna kill either of them. But since lyanna is already dead and we know not about i'd kill her of dan do arya (When she's older lol)

The watery!

Damphair

Reek/theon

Victarion

Fuck Damphair, just because he'd really hate it, funny. Damn this game is weird.

Marry Vic, I'd feel safe, and make sure I didn't stray of course...

Kill Theon, kindest thing to do.

Old maesters-

Pycelle

Aemon

Luwin

At the start of the series.

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The Largest Hams of Westeros

F: Syrio Forel - no choice I like Braavosi

K: Robert Baratheon - bored with Robert

M: Greatjon Umber - a good protector he can keep the castle safe for Syrio's visits

Horror show

Theon

Marillion

The Blue Bard

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The Largest Hams of Westeros

F: Syrio Forel - no choice I like Braavosi

K: Robert Baratheon - bored with Robert

M: Greatjon Umber - a good protector he can keep the castle safe for Syrio's visits

Horror show

Theon

Marillion

The Blue Bard

Geeez this is...aahh,ok I'm up for a chalenge

M:Blue Bard

F:Theon (it would be short f**k-pun intended)

K:Marillion

thorn between two brothers edition

Robert/Stannis

Ned/Benjen

Jaime/Tyrion

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