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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


King Euron Swagjoy

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Marry Baelor; a renowned warrior and a kind man. Also probably not bad looking if he was half Dornish and half Targ :leer:

Fuck Maekar. Good warrior so he can't be bad in the sheets :dunno:

Kill Aerys I so I can be like Jaime, slaying a King Aerys :P Also not as viable as the other two options for the other two categories.

Targaryen Brothers, Next Generation:

Aerion Brightflame

Daeron the Drunken

Aegon V the Unlikely, aka Egg

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Marry Joffrey, beat some sense in the brat, bake him a pie after a while and enjoy life in King's Landing as a widow.

Fuck Aerion and hand him a cup of wildfire afterwards. At least he looks good.

Kill Ramsay, very slowly.

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Marry Arthur Dayne.

Fuck Hightower.

Kill Barristan, sorry.

YOU?!

Arstan Whitebeard

Young Griff

John the Fiddler

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Tyrell Boys:

F - Loras - as long as I make the offer the rules of the game are satisfied. Its up to him.

M- Garlan

K - Willas - then Garlan become the heir

Twosies

Irrhi/Jirrhi

Mace/Tywin

Jaime/Blackfish

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