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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


King Euron Swagjoy

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This one is easy

Kill Illyrio

Fuck Barristan and hard,eventhopugh he is senior

Marry Jorah he will bend over backwards for his wife

lesserevil edition

Vargo

Daario

Darkstar

F: Vargo

M:Darkstar

K: Daario (that's how much I hate him,I'd rather f Vargo than Daario :P)

Stannis's allies edition:

Davos Seaworth

Melisandre

Alysane Mormont

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My inner 13 year old wants to come out and play :drunk:

Of the north edition:

Big Bucket Wull

Whoresbane

Alys Karstark

Fuck Alys - she is probably the hottest one there :dunno:

Marry Big Bucket Wull - why not?

Kill Whoresbane - because well...the name worries me a bit :lol:

Next: Pity Fuck Edition - Guys who were used Version

Tris Botley

Lancel Lannister

Quentyn Martell

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Thank you, KEG! :D

For Thnowballs :P:

Marry Euron Greyjoy, the sexiest pirate ever to raise sail!

Fuck Victarion Greyjoy, I love him, he's strong and hot, even though he's not very smart. And I married him last time xD

Fuck Qarl the Maid as well. He's great in bed, according to Asha, and I trust her.

(I'm not killing any of them, I'm Ironborn, I do as I please :smug:)

From the previous post:

People who were in Winterfell:

Hodor

Rickon

Old Nan

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Thank you, KEG! :D

For Thnowballs :P:

Marry Euron Greyjoy, the sexiest pirate ever to raise sail!

Fuck Victarion Greyjoy, I love him, he's strong and hot, even though he's not very smart. And I married him last time xD

Fuck Qarl the Maid as well. He's great in bed, according to Asha, and I trust her.

(I'm not killing any of them, I'm Ironborn, I do as I please :smug:)

From the previous post:

People who were in Winterfell:

Hodor

Rickon

Old Nan

F: Hodor :ack:

M: Rickon (when he's older of course)

K: Old Nan

Tarly edition:

Sam

Dickon

Randyll

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Oh god, the choices :shocked:

1.fuck Skahaz in the dark

2. marry Hizdahr and hire a food taster

3. kill the Green Grace

Poor sods edition:

Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun

Hot Pie

Fake Arya

Marry fake arya

Fuck Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun

Kill Hot piie

Danny's lovers:

Khal Drogo

Irri

Daario Naharis

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Kill Loras for a start.

Marry Sandor. He probably won't like it, so he can be one of my salthusbands.

Fuck Tywin and try to get my hands on a bag of gold. Or thapphireth, if he has any.

Kings

Stannis Baratheon

Euron Greyjoy

Mance Rayder

No Robert,if he was on the list it would be easy choice :)

K:Euron easy,I hate this guy,sooooo lame

M:Stannis easy too,he would leave me alone to do as I please

F:Mance easy,who wouldn't want some of this

funny guys edition

Moonboy

Patchface

Tyrion

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