First of My Name Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Number three was nearly 800 posts, so here is edition four. Let's tell outrageous lies about previous posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 First of my name is not the First of his name. He is actually the 998th of his name. He has been on a quest for individuality his whole life, this adventure of self discovery led him/her to traval to Asshai, Yiti and around Sothoryos. There he drunkenly won a dragon egg from Euron Greyjoy in a game of real life Cyvasse played with living midgets as pieces. Euron later claimed he threw the egg in the sea rather than admitting his defeat. In the process he also found out the following mysteries: Where do whores go? What happened to Gerion Lannister and he is believed to know exactly where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf is secretly conspiring with Loras to somehow resurrect Renly and have a happy Tyrell party together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 The Crow is actually a raven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalalOfDorne Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 FoMN cant take a shower unless he's watched specifically by 27 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 TalalOfDorne is a closet Sansa and Renly Stan and debates with friends about different fabrics of clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The crow's name does not relate to ASOIAF, he has a clinical addiction to Brandon Lee movies and is currently under restraining order for the 90's movie star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 the WingedWolf is a closet Frey fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf is not truly a winged wolf, but he sure felt like one after using his experimental drug. Edit: dammit, ninjad by a crow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 FoMN worships Dany, and has a shrine of her built in his closet at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf is not truly a winged wolf, but he sure felt like one after using his experimental drug. Thats not technically a lie but let's not get into that ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf is to even a wolf! He's a kraken who wished he was a wolf, after being raised by them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 The Crow will only eat foreign food on fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 FoMN enjoyed Dany's ADWD chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The Crow is actually UnGregor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The Crow is actually Alan Harper from Two and a Half Men, and is hanging out on this forum because no one who knows him personally wants to have anything to do with himDamn it WalrusTGW ninja`d me on purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Therealbando has a ninja'd fetish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Therealbando has a ninja'd fetish...And the great Walrus accomodates it in an establishment owned by none other that Littlefinger himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf wrote the Pink Letter to troll Jon. It got a little out of hand...Therealbando has a ninja'd fetish...That`s Grand Maester Mithrandir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Walrus Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Thewingedwolf is not a wolf, but is in fact a mutant flying fish...Edit: Crow ninja'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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